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Discussion in 'Marijuana Consumption Q&A' started by Deleted member 749542, Jan 14, 2014.

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  1. #1 Deleted member 749542, Jan 14, 2014
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  2. #2 lazytoker, Jan 14, 2014
    You can buy synthetic urine, and pass the drug test that way. It comes with instructions and everything. No problem-o
     
  3. #3 Mrgoodmoney, Jan 14, 2014
    alot of places do oral test which in that case you can use listerine strips and peroxide.
     
  4. #4 iokona360, Jan 14, 2014
    I tried synthetic urine before and it did not work. Was the correct temperature and everything.I suggest you stop for about 3-4 weeks. Cut grass, rake leaves. Do anything that'll make you sweat, and drink water so you can drain everything out. That's the best way imo :)
     
  5. #5 loudsmokin, Jan 14, 2014
    You can ask my someone you trust that doesn't smoke to pee in a bottle to pass. Or just take a break from weed just to find a job and then when you find one. Smoke up brah. Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum
     
  6. #6 Deleted member 749542, Jan 14, 2014
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  7. #7 xdog, Jan 14, 2014
    Woe is you.  Not trying to be harsh, but that was pathetic.
     
  8. #8 SuperSaiyanStoner, Jan 14, 2014
    Find somebody who's clean and get their piss lol. Or go to a headshop and some have fake slongs with syn urine. I've heard "Quick Fix" to have a pretty high percent of people pass their test with thatSent from my SPH-L710 using Grasscity Forum mobile app
     
  9. #9 Deleted member 749542, Jan 14, 2014
    I'm not trying to get sympathy; i'm trying to get insight. I wouldn't have asked the question if I knew how to solve it. 
     
  10. #10 paleolith, Jan 14, 2014
    I thought this thread was going to be about something completely different when I saw the title.
     
  11. #11 Kush cookies, Jan 14, 2014
    Kitchen jobs! Easy 75% of the chefs/cooks/kps I know smoke weed or have, I've never heard of a drug test in a kitchen ever...
     
  12. #12 .collegekid., Jan 14, 2014
    pissinator man
     
  13. #13 VapeLifeAlex, Jan 14, 2014
    Apply at a mexican restaurant. And i mean a MEXICAN restaurant, not the wannabe ones.
    They dont give a fuck what yoy do aslong as you show up and do a good job.
     
  14. #14 rain dancer, Jan 14, 2014
    Im gonna say this like its obvious and easy but i assure you, it really isnt at all.

    Quit for 3 months, aound 1-2 months the cravings stop, the mind normalizes. You get to keep your weed beliefs but do it for you.

    Taking that first puff becomes like a betrayel to self. Some just cant go back, but the feelings when and if you do is unreal....

    Getting a job will be a piece of cake once sober and youll feel better too, guaranteed or your money back

    Peace
     
  15. #15 Burning J 420, Jan 14, 2014
    Just stop smoking weed for a little bit its not gonna kill you, before you know it you'll have a job and start smoking again.
     
  16. #16 Deleted member 749542, Jan 14, 2014
    Thanks for all of your suggestions guys (whether good or bad). 
     
    I've decided that i'm going to buy a urine cleansing kit, so that way I can pass the drug test. Who cares if I cheat on a drug test; everyone I know does it. 
     
    I've all ready applied to Costco; so wish me luck!     :smoke:
     
  17. #17 Deleted member 749542, Jan 14, 2014
    I literally laughed out loud when I read that! Good Stuff!
     
  18. #18 Slavakonov, Jan 14, 2014
    move to canada :)
    Its illegal for jobs to drug test you here unless you work in emergency services/heavy machinery.
     
  19. #19 yurigadaisukida, Jan 14, 2014
    You just gonna have to take a tollerence break untill you get hired dudeJusr quit for 1-3 months depending on your body fat % (thc binds to fat so fat people take longer to get clean)Soon as you get a job your tolerance will be down and youll have money so you will be rolling in potSent from my LG-E739 using Grasscity Forum mobile app
     
  20. #20 yurigadaisukida, Jan 14, 2014
    [quote name="Cannamanner" post="19339356" timestamp="1389725636"]Thanks for all of your suggestions guys (whether good or bad). I've decided that i'm going to buy a urine cleansing kit, so that way I can pass the drug test. Who cares if I cheat on a drug test; everyone I know does it. I've all ready applied to Costco; so wish me luck! :smoke:[/quote]Good luck with that. Remember some companies wont let you reapply for 6 months if you fail the drug testSent from my LG-E739 using Grasscity Forum mobile app
     
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