Try this...it will blow your mind.

didnt work for me =/

edit: i too used to be a drummer though.

 

this shit is funny

 

I think you're all insane. I've been trying to do this with both feet and hands for the last few minutes and not a damn thing has happened. Not even so much as a wiggle in the other direction. Not even a wiggle, damn you!

 

has anyone been able to balance their body weight on their erect penis?

 

i cant do it

 

why is it such a big deal man?

 

everything must be in its right place

or else mr. squiggles doesn't get his ham biscuits

 

And you do not want to be around when he doesn't get them ham biscuits. No sir, you do not want to see that happen. I still find old bloodstains every now and then.

 

shit that is crazy. I could control it when i tried tho

 

aw man screw it, i got mad at my foot and said fuck you to it and now its succeeding from my body

 

Great, now i have a bunch of 6's written all over my work papers.

Now my co-workers are gonna think I'm some sort of satanist.

 

Try and work that into negotiations for a raise.

 

lol, wtf...

 

What kind of witchcraft is this!?

 

WOW.. that's pretty neat and I'm stone sober right now. Damn.

And it's all about the cockpushups. How man can you do?

 

Tried but didn't work.