true story!

Discussion in 'General' started by patchoulie420, Jul 10, 2002.

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    Subject :
    Buffalo Theory

    Date :
    Tue, 9 Jul 2002 14:13:25 EDT




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    Thought you might appreciate this ole Indian story.
    >
    > << > Buffalo Theory
    > > >
    > > > I have not seen anyone explain this as well as Cliff Clavin, on
    Cheers.
    > > >
    > > > One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo
    Theory
    > > > to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went:
    > > > "Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this....A herd of buffalo can only
    move
    > as
    > > > fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the
    > > > slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This
    natural
    > > > selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed
    and
    > > > health of
    > > > the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest
    > > > members."
    > > >
    > > > "In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as
    the
    > > > slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills
    > brain
    > > > cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells
    > > > first.
    > > >
    > > > In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain
    > > > cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
    > > > That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."



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  2. hehe i've heard that one before, i belive in that theory
     
  3. LOL hahahaha thats what i'm saying about weed!!!!!!!
     
  4. im gonna tell that story to my stoner buddies...but apply it to weed instead...funny..made my high :D
     

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