a while ago me and my friend were at this sort of festival thing it was by some big buildings that were restaurants. my friend says he has to take a piss so he goes over by this building with tinted windows, he didn't seem to realize that there were over 50 people dining in there. it was just hard to see them. so he takes a piss, and i'm standing behind him watching all the people slowly turn their heads in his direction, by the end of it everyone in the building was staring at him with a disgusted look on their faces. he zips up, walks back casually, i was like "dude there were a shit ton of people watching you piss." he just stares and says "no there werent" i look back at the building, where every person is still staring at him, and realize that this was the funniest moment i have ever witnessed.