Trivia for Adults

Discussion in 'Cannabis Humor & Funny Stories' started by superjoint, Dec 6, 2004.

  1. Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for?
    A: Its Braille for "suck here".

    Q: What is an Australian kiss?
    A: It is the same as a French kiss, but only down under.

    Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms?
    A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

    Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
    A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they
    go they take your house and car with them.

    Q: Why do girls rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
    A: They don't have balls to scratch
     
  2. hah that third one i heard from the movie traffic..
     
  3. haha, the 4th one is fucking outrageous.
     

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