I just went to the dentist with my mother to get my teeth cleaned. And while my mom went to use the restroom, the dentist said, "Now that your mom is gone, I'm taking a good guess that you smoke...marijuana." I guess because it turns plaque green. But then she just smirked/laughed and left it at that. I couldn't help but smirk back.
When you smoke anything on a regular basis there will be signs of smoking in the mouth. That's why I brush my teeth twice a day and floss once a day also. But personally I don't think I've ever had green plaque, that's quite odd.
It wasn't really green. That's just why they called it. And I'm not worried about it. What's the dentist going to do? Throw me in jail?
I fucking hate the dentist man; we need to rise up as a people and say enough is enough! I know dentists are here for a reason but they we as a society; need to make them put us to sleep unless we need to be awake. Little demons with there fluoride.
Ohh I see, well if she's a certified dentist then I'm sure she really can tell if someone smokes or not, I'm curious though as to how she can tell you smoke weed just by looking at the inside of your mouth.
Your mom escorts you to the dentist? How hot is she? How hot was the dentist? Answers, man. We need answers.
Yeah we'll I don't pay for my dental bill being that I'm still in high school. So she comes so I don't make any expensive decisions. She's my mom, so. Dentist wasn't hot, although her assistant was. Foreign, Indian. But spoke perfect English. Guessing she was raised in the US. Small bobs though. P.S. my dentist wasn't really anti weed. She just told me she noticed it, and we laughed about it.
Damn, small bobs. For serious though, were they at least a handful? All I really need is a handful and if you're picky about more I daresay you're being greedy.
[quote name='"CudiKhalifa"'] Lol boobs* I couldn't really tell with her white dentist coat she was wearing.[/quote] Haha I was laughing so hard with bobs haha
I beg to differ. See I got these small hands, but fat fingers. Therefore if the boobs are a handful, they really aren't all that great. Now I am not one to deny a girl my d if she does not have huge racks, but in order for me to be completely engulfed in titty play time, they must be at least a two hand a piece job.
I see only one option here, fellas. OP, feign a toothache and head back to the dentist. Snap a pic of these cannons so we can figure this out.
The dentist high is horrible. Feels like it takes forever, the scraping sound is magnified, making bullcrap small talk with your mouth all :O Never again am I smoking prior of a dentist trip.