The crazy stuff that rolls through my mind and the games I play...... Tell all your buds to meet up at your house for a smokeout. Make sure they are all cashed out, stone cold sober and hungry for a tasty buzz. About an hour before they get there roll yourself a big one and put it in your pocket. Take the stash and bury it in a place in the back yard and hide it really good. Light up your J and get a piece of paper. Mark X on the paper where you buried it. NOW start walking around the yard and counting your steps, landmarks etc. Place the directions on the map. Keep doing this for a good long time, about 25 or 30 different directions. When you get to a good stopping point Mark that place on your map with a bigger X. It helps if the last place you stopped is a pile of dog shit, cat litter box, something gross, etc. Now sit back and watch the gang come over. They will see you are stoned and want to hit up as well. Give them the map and tell them to dig at the Big X. If you wrote the directions down as you went along, they will start where you buried the stash and follow your clues around the yard/house only to find a big pile of dog shit, etc. waiting for them at the end rather than a good buzz. You will have the funniest time and get the biggest giggles when they start digging in the cat litter box looking for the stash. Then when they don't find it, say "oops I wrote the directions backwards, it must be where you started at!" and then giggle some more. Its pretty funny but it helps to be the biggest one of the group so you don't get your ass whipped. Lord, please forgive my tom foolery!