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Total Stoner Move

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by flameboosie, Nov 15, 2011.

  1. Hey guys, i have never been to active on the site but tonight i had a great idea when i was baked. Total stoner move thread. All you do is post the stupid things you have done while baked! Il start it off.

    Dude wheres my phone? Bro, its on top of the fridge. TSM
     
  2. There have been many, many of these threads, though.
     
  3. What? Anyways, a good stoner movie is coming out on December 14th. Snoop and Wiz will be staring in it as the main characters, "Mac & Devin Go To High School".
     
  4. [quote name='"Blunt Ashez"']What? Anyways, a good stoner movie is coming out on December 14th. Snoop and Wiz will be staring in it as the main characters, "Mac & Devin Go To High School".[/quote]

    They filmed some of that movie at my high school. Before the principal learned it was all about stoners. So he said gtfo and didn't let them use any of the footage they got.
     
  5. [quote name='"GodGaveUsWeed"']

    They filmed some of that movie at my high school. Before the principal learned it was all about stoners. So he said gtfo and didn't let them use any of the footage they got.[/quote]

    Tell that bitch to suck a dick.
     
  6. I started a thread about total stoner moves. TSM
     
  7. [quote name='"kpwillson"']I started a thread about total stoner moves. TSM[/quote]

    Whats TSM mean?
     

  8. Is it a real movie or like a youtube movie, cuz dec 14 is a wednesday not too many movies come out on wednesdays. Also the movie is nowhere in the "upcoming movies" category.
     

  9. ...Total Stoner Move.

    Your post = TSM. Context clues maaaannn
     
  10. "Do you smoke?"
    "..Smoke what?"

    TSM
     
  11. "Dude, where did I put that fucking lighter?...Oh, that's where." TSM
     
  12. "Wait, where's the other half of the grinder?" "Dude, it's attached to the other half. Duh." "Oh..."
     
  13. "Where's the bud dude?"
    "In the bowl."
    "Ohhhh"
    TSM
     
  14. I know I've thought I lost stuff when really it was in my hand:eek:
     
  15. Once I left my phone in my friends car so I went to look for it. Then after looking very hard for a few minutes a realized I was looking in some random persons car that was unlocked... TSM
     
  16. "weres my lighter man!?" Its in your hand you you stoner

    true story ^
     
  17. Was packing the last bowl of the night into my slide two days ago and dropped it, glass is still on the floor.
     
  18. i got really high and kept losin shit in my buddies car. i spent close to 10 mins lookin for my lighter and grinder. both were in my cargo shorts in my like cargo pockets idk what u call em. TSM

    EDIT: Another time i was at my buddies crib. we smoked my bowl, i put it in my cargo pockets. we went to sleep and woke up to wake n bake. "DUde where the fuck did i put that bowl" 20 mins later i feel my pockets. Oh there it is. TSM. cargo shorts must not be good for me to wear im always puttin shit in my big pockets and forgettin its there lolol
     
  19. Dropped a huge dookie.... thought I had tp in my hand...... no tp...just a shitty hand....
     
  20. i have dropped a third of a joint in a cup of water we were using for an ashtray. i have also smoked half a blunt my friend left outside for 2 weeks(it had rained once or twice)
     

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