Top 10 things you'll never hear a Dad say

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by cowboysaxman, Jun 16, 2002.

  1. Top ten things you'll never hear a dad say.

    10. Well, how 'bout that? I'm lost! Looks like we'll
    have to stop and ask for directions.

    9. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll
    be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?

    8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain
    hostile attitude. I like that.

    7. Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car. GO

    6. Of course I don't care if you get High, roll me one while you're at it.

    5. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend.
    You might want to consider throwing a party.

    4. Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car.
    Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies--ya know--
    that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a
    mechanic and pay whatever he asks.

    3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof
    without an earring. Now quit your belly-aching, and
    let's go to the mall.

    2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of
    money for you to spend.

    1. What do I want for my birthday? Aahh -- don't worry
    about that. It's no big deal. (Okay, they might say it.
    But they don't mean it)

    :D :D
  2. that's just about right. I'm a dad, and I wouldn't say those things. I might be willing to turn a blind eye to a few of them...come to think of it, I don't think no. 6. is right, I might actually say that some day. :)
  3. LMAO i believe you have this down pat!!!!!
  4. My dad WOULD say 5 and 6:)
  5. ha ha ha

    sooo true
  6. ok i know for a fact that my dad has said number 6. not to me but to my brother. so u might want to change it just a little

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