So I was at the gas station with a friend a while ago and as soon as I step in a cop walks in. I was like "shit, he's gonna smell me" because we'd smoked earlier, but he just went straight to the bathroom. The entrance is set up so one door is to enter, one is to exit. I enter through the enter door, pay for my gas and start to head out. I push on the exit door. Won't open. I start banging on the door, thinking I was locked in for some reason and I freak out a little. I hear a voice from behind me. "other side". It was the cop. I mumbled something and start to go through the enter door, but there's no handle. I hear the cop scoff and out he goes, right through the exit door. Turns out I was pushing the wrong side of the door (the closest to the hinge). Stupid stoned moment. The cop must have thought I was retarded because I couldn't operate a simple door.