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Too Strong Edible story

Discussion in 'Weed Edibles' started by Moemedical, Jul 30, 2017.

  1. This is a little story I'd like to share about one of the first times I tried making edibles. I used an ounce of bud, can't remember the strain, and about 16 ounces of butter (shoulda used more ooooooops).

    I decarbed all my flowers, ground them up and put them in a crock pot with the butter for about 30 ish hours or so cause I figured the longer the better. I used half of the butter in some brownies in a 9x9 inch tray. Cut it into 9 brownies. Amazing smell.

    So it was me, my girlfriend, and our roommate. Neither of them smoke too much and I, at the time, smoked several times a day. I told them they should start with a bite or two and wait and see. But I (naturally) was having myself a whole one. They each had about a half of one, maybe less. What could possibly go wrong?

    So about 5 minutes after we finished them off, we're all sitting on the couch watching tv. Roommate turns to me and asks "So how long do these usually take to kick in?" I told her "probably about 45 minutes to an hour, but it depends on your metabolism toooooooooooo" and then as I was finishing my sentence everything started to slow down and I was flying and frying. I got such an intense body high so quick it was like my first dispensary edibles. Mary Jane came in like a wrecking ball so hard that Miley Cyrus would be impressed. But I've never had edibles hit me that quick. I could tell they started to feel it right around the same time as me. I went back for seconds about a half hour later simply because fuck it.

    Not too much time had passed when, without saying anything, my girlfriend stood up, calmly walked into the bathroom and about a minute later I hear her puking pretty violently. I was trying to comfort her, hold her hair and give her some water but I knew the best thing is to just let it all out. After about 20 or so minutes of toilet hugging I helped her into the bed and she went to sleep. She slept for about 12 hours that night. To this day she hates all brownies and it makes me feel bad, regular not-weed brownies are delicious.

    But we can look back on it and laugh, she even says it was a good night which I found very surprising. Now nobody under this roof will eat my edibles, which I don't mind because that just means more for me. Moral of the story? Nothing we don't already know, start slow when eating edibles. But I don't really do edibles too much anymore either for tolerance sake. In the end she didn't die or dump me so that's good. The end.

    Hope this brings somebody some amusement. Anybody else got a too strong edible story?
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  2. I thought everyone knew to eat half or 1/4 then see how you feel after a few hours lol, I've only ever made an edible once it was a fire cracker I only used a gram of potent weed and I was good to go lol, I was basically couch locked for 5-6 hours trying to play ps4 it was fun but I'll stick to smoking herb instead of eating it lol, you can control your high better imo if you smoke rather then do edibles
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  3. The basic ratio is
    5 grams of hash-kief (dry ice method with a 160 micron screen)
    2.5 teaspoons of oil
    .5 teaspoon lecithin..
    Decarb material 240F for 40 minutes
    Blend decarbed material with oil and heat 220 F for 20 minutes..
    Makes 30 (0) capsules.. Average of 25 drops of hot hash oil per cap
    Some Dry Ice hash
    Decarb 240 F for 40 minutes
    A little avocado oil for flavor and it extends the high a bit longer I feel..
    Back in the toaster oven for 20 minutes at 220 F
    The Coffee mug heater keeps the hash-oil sludge hot enough to draw up the eye dropper
    Caution.. Start with a single drop of this stuff and add more at 2 hour intervals until your off..
    Dosing is problematic as no two people react the same.. A single drop can overwhelm my wife but I need 100x that much.. 4 full caps at a time 3 times a day for my personal relief..
    Spins and dry heaves are more then possible at this strength so do take some care until you find your personal happy zone..
    Happy Tripping.. It IS a psychoactive drug after all..
    1 ounce of weed in 16 ounces of butter would be to weak for me to even detect it let along trip hard from it. Now these will blow your head clean off and boot it down the street.
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  4. I'm definitely going to try this! I've never used lecithin in my edibles but I know I probably should. I got a buddy who makes caps with his dab rig reclaim but this method blows his out of the water. This harvest will be a good one:love-mj2:
  5. You should change the name of this thread to Extra Strong 1st time edies
    Deadly sounds bad
    No amount of weed can really kill you, don;t give the other side any ammo against our cause.
  6. Solid point. How do I do that?
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  7. Never mind I got it lololol
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  8. Looks Much better
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  9. @Moemedical

    3 rounds of diverticulitis colon surgery left me with 17 inches of scar at the belt line they cut through 3 times in the same general areas. Hip to hip and up to my navel in an upside down T. The resulting internal damage cutting people open is abdominal adhesions . The body organs usually has a slippery surface they can slide against each other and move around a bit. Surgery destroys that slippery surface and leads to the parts all sticking together.
    In my case a really good one feels like I've been skewered with a large bayonet starting in my belly button and over the next 5 minutes it progresses clear to my back ribs. Really an amazing sensation if it wasn't so screaming painful. It can come out of nowhere and drop me to the floor in a matter of a few minutes and have me in tears or outright whimpering in agony.
    Once I figured out that high strength cannabis-coconut oil could stop that pain-spasum-WTF in it's tracks better then anything the medical industry has I started dialing up both my small personal back yard grow and the strength of my medication.
    What you see is a mix of BadKittys work and my own extensions of her basic hash-coconut oil capsules.
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  10. So you got high in five minutes off of edibles huh..... Ya....
  11. @BrassNwood Holy shit, that's brutal. You're one tough individual my friend. I wish you all the best on your remaining rounds and hope for a speedy recovery. I can't even imagine what that's like. A couple of those THC caps sure beats 20 daily "approved" pills that doctors try to sell like used cars
  12. I do let my hash-coconut caps do the melt in your mouth deal as they just plain taste good. Also cuts the onset speed down considerabley. I know if I'm having an event the relief is fast that way. Under 10 minutes before the grip lessens. Full onset of the oil stone is more like 45 minutes that way but I can tell I'm getting dosed by how fast the knife in my guts pulls out. LOL Simple equation for me. I always carry a few hash oil caps with me as it sucks getting nailed in public or out to dinner.
    Ethanol tincture is the fastest working as quick as smoking does. Emphysema says I shouldn't toke any longer so that one is off the table now. Carrying a dropper bottle of tincture is a bit more difficult then a pill bottle and a few gel caps.
    While we still recommend a full 2 hours between additional edibles to see just where you stand I've seen people get off fairly fast.

  13. #13 Joker1121, Jul 31, 2017
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    My edible story is about someone else. I like my edibles strong, too. I gave a friend a cookie and told her to just eat a bite. She has eaten my edibles before so I trusted her. Well, she went off to nap which was not unusual. She has insomnia and often naps during the day (probably why she can't sleep at night). After a couple of hours we all thought we better check on Pat. She was lying in the bed with the crumpled foil from the cookie next to her. She had eaten the whole thing. There was no way she could get out of bed, much less talk or stand up. We just had to leave her to sober up. I'm not giving any more cookies to people who can't follow directions and I'm going to make some mild cookies for next time. Pat may not get one- she's had many of my cookies and has yet to say thanks. I'm real generous with my edibles, but I do like a thank you now and then.
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    I really do enjoy the end of dish cleanup as the damned hash oil is bloody tasty as hell but doing the finger wipe and lick all to often pushes me to far into space to be alone and with my buddy in crime TTS currently on the wrong coast I just don't dare zoom off to Perci Omicron 8 unwatched.
    I need a good 3 or 4 hours supervised window to take that kinda heavy trip on Cannabis hash oil. Just to deep a journey.
  15. Not even a thank you, that's not cool. I'm the same way man. The best things in life are definitely worth sharing but when people just expect generosity without acknowledgement it's irritating.

    Yeah I bet. I noticed how you said don't lick the tools in your earlier post but..... it's oh so very tempting I probably would. At least once:love-m3j::jump:
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