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Too funny not to post.

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by aKidYouWanaKnow, May 4, 2011.

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  1. #21 iciousness, May 4, 2011
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    Hah, nasty.
     
  2. #22 aKidYouWanaKnow, May 9, 2011
    It was nasty.... Really nasty.
     
  3. #23 T H ME, May 9, 2011
    seconding pics or gtfo
     
  4. #24 Buddha_Man, May 9, 2011
    Ive done this before but it was silent. She was like "did you fart" im like "No?"
     
  5. #25 Kush Smokker, May 9, 2011

    What if my farts smelled like roses and my dick tasted like apple pie and whipped cream?
     
  6. #26 T H ME, May 9, 2011
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    Now why on earth would your dick taste like apple pie?


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  7. #27 TegFreddy, May 9, 2011
    Where I come from farting in a woman's face is an acceptable and encouraged act of foreplay.
     
  8. #28 dirtysprings, May 9, 2011
    I think I'd throw up a bit
     
  9. #29 stray201, May 9, 2011

    That's rough. Take it as a compliment, you were doing such a great job that they weren't even conscious of their bodily functions. Worse comes to worse, stick some kleenex up your nose and finish them off, trooper.

    If any chick ever caused me physical harm because I lost control of a muscle in my body for a split second while getting my dick sucked, I'd call the cops on her crazy ass, get a restraining order, and tell every dude I know that the chick is nuttier than squirrel shit.
     
  10. #30 bonghits14, May 9, 2011
    did you just spread your cheeks and go for it or what
     
  11. #31 royce4weed2012, May 9, 2011

    what would he made pics of?? i dont get that
     
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