Yesterday a buddy ofmine had planned to come chill at my place and drink some beer as usual, but he rocks up early as in the arfternoon so i dont end up eating anything that day besides a tiny breakfast. All i can remember about the night is being way too fuckin drunk and getting the girl that lives a few houses down to come round, then going for a swim which ended up in me streaking and being a complete fuckin wasted cunt and my friend scoring with the girl, now i wake up today with a fuckin massive gash and bruise on my leg covered in blood (cant move or it feels like my legs gonna break in half), stark naked in my bed wondering what the fuck happened.
Haha! It could always be worse. You could have been with the girl, and she could have gotten pregnant.
Im on a shiitty phone, won't let me upload pics. Lol im a bad person just realised theres kids living next door and i was saying alot of bad shit lol i even called a prosy for a laugh and was saying so much dirty shit.
[quote name='"Johnnyganja"']Im on a shiitty phone, won't let me upload pics. Lol im a bad person just realised theres kids living next door and i was saying alot of bad shit lol i even called a prosy for a laugh and was saying so much dirty shit.[/quote] They were probaby sleeping. You can attach pictures on the app using 'attachments' as demonstrated here:
lol i doubt they were sleeping the house was like 3 metres away from where we were sitting, thanks for the help but my phones so shit i cant enlarge the photo so i can read it lol.