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Too Baked at the Department Store

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by LovingTree, Mar 15, 2012.

  1. #1 LovingTree, Mar 15, 2012
    Hey guys. So today was my day off, and I recently got paid. I wanted to get some new shirts so I went to a 'sophisticated' department store.

    This sales associate came up to me and gave me personal assistance... she was in her young 20's.. i'm 19.. and man she was smokin' hot man. You could see her little lacey thong under her spandex. She was wearing these prada secretary glasses... spanish/white i'd say?

    Anyway, she measured my arms and neck several times.. chose a couple things I liked. I tried them on, and when I went to pull on the sleeve a little, the cuff ripped! O:

    I didn't know what to do, I was so high, and it was a little buzzkill. I figured, instead of telling her about it, (you break you buy I thought), I folded it nicely, and walked back to the shirts.

    "Hey," I said.. "I was a little upset with the sleeve length, so I think i'll look for a little longer."

    I felt so bad because she was so hot and she was such a great worker. Sadly I didn't want to pay $40 for a ripped shirt.. lol. I folded it back, looked briefly, then left. I said thank you on the way out. Man, this was way too much. :smoke:
     
  2. #2 PuFyy, Mar 15, 2012
    Should of offered to smoke her up then fuck her
     
  3. #3 5cooby Doo, Mar 15, 2012
    HAhahaha you gotta do what you gotta do OP.
    Now go spark one and forget it all happened :smoking:
     
  4. #4 CrimsonKush, Mar 15, 2012
    At least you didn't end up buying the shirt
     
  5. #5 weirdfish, Mar 15, 2012
    being high in shops and stuff is fucking funny as long as you don't have anything on you
     
  6. #6 LovingTree, Mar 15, 2012
    Nah you should never have anything on you unless it's in your house or in between purchases.
     
  7. #7 Forked Up, Mar 15, 2012
    That was really a cool story brother! :) it made me laugh.
     
  8. #8 smr312, Mar 16, 2012
    should of hit on her. ive gotten discounts and a few numbers by flirting with the girls helping me.
     
  9. #9 GT2RS, Mar 16, 2012
    Shoulda been honest with her and said get this piece of shit ripped shirt off me....then made her make you a sammich......while she blows you.
     
  10. #10 KushNMusic, Mar 16, 2012
    lol, you made the right decison, now you can spend that $40 on weed :smoke:
     
  11. #11 DroskiDro, Mar 16, 2012
    If this was ME I would have fucked her, got the same shirt except not ripped for free, fucked her again so good that she would buy me some dank as a prize, then to top it off I would have shit out a golden egg......A day in the life of DroskiDro:cool:
     
  12. #12 Toastin', Mar 16, 2012
    Dam you should have tap'd dat ass
     

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  13. #13 HxCurt, Mar 16, 2012
    Did you learn that from getting your pieces taken from cops so many times? What was it.. Medicali, a Roor.. any others?
     

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