I swear this works! I just tried it. What you do is take a complete roll of unused toilet paper. Now, carefully remove the inner cardboard tube without disrupting the layers of toilet paper. Discard the cardboard tube, or make a sploof out of it. It is not important. Take the tube-less toilet paper roll and slide it onto your bathroom's toilet-paper holder. Whenever you need toilet paper, simply pull it off as usual. You will notice that it pulls off much nicer, providing much needed smoother hits of toilet paper. And viola, there you have it, folks! You can now leave the bathroom with a smile on your face and the satisfaction of a job well done. Any questions, feel free to pm me.