8am: Wakeup to girlfriend giving me pancakes (strong bulk) and coffee > Proceed to eat and then have morning sex with GF > Go to the gym, fuarkin smash it. > Go to GFs house to get my dick sucked birthday blowjob. > Go home and get completely blazed > Find care package from parents in mail and eat all the candy inside and find a pile of money in an envelope. > Go bowling with flatmates high. Was awesome. > Chillin in my room now playing nhl, browsing the net and blasting music whilst completely blitzed Todaywasagooddayicecube.jpg
You's a busta CJ! Nah but in all seriousness, at least no one you knew died in South Central LA today.