To Zip or not To Zip?

Lol...someone had to make a poll out of it

I pull'em down. Fly is too complicated.

 

i usually just un zip piss then re- zip, but i always check to make sure theres enough clearance between dick and zipper

 

im with ya on that one bro

 

i wear a belt, and since im not 5 years old anymore, i don't just drop my pants and go for it at the urinal anymore... i use my fly, haha...

 

I hate using the fly, I'm always afraid of like zipping up too fast and taking something with it, that would be horrible.

 

lol... i unzip... but not without unbuttoning first! lol... its not like i pop it out without even lowering my pants... hahaha... that would look funny.. seeing someone at a urinal with their pants still buttoned and completely up...

 

are you talking about boxers or sweat pants?? ya i still use my fly!

 

lol i unzip every time!!! Even use the hole on the front of my boxers!!!

It becomes routine: unzip, yank out, piss, close up shop, confirm clearance, zip, go.

I dunno im just never in a rush to get outa the bathroom - at work its just like a mini break, and at home it smells really good and theres *INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED* mints in there too!

 

damn dude this is a scary topic.. i got my shit stuck once, omg lmao it was the worst feeling in the world, every step you take you just want 2 commit suicide... NEVER GET YOUR BALLSACK STUCK IN YOUR ZIPPER

 

WTF lol

 

yup, i was pissed and needed a piss, zipped up a bit TOO quickly... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

 

I was talking about boxers in me original post. Do you use the fly in your boxers?

 

Are you talking about the holes in boxers? Those are wierd.. I always just pull it em down but like.. once I tried it for the hell of it and it was wierd.

 

unzip, yea i had a close call once that coulda been a lot worse where i was a bit to hasty (goin commando that day) and nicked the end of my little buddy. nothing serious but just the tiniest little nick but jesus christ it hurt worse than anything ive felt in a whilre

 

lmao..just wait till you get it stuck in there like a rail road going over your penis. it hurts

 

i wear belts so my pants dont fall off ma ass,and i zip and whip it out i had one bad experience when i didnt tuck it in and i zipped up on the head and cut it a lil


lets say i fell down in pain(this wasnt in a public though)

 

i do occasionally, but the great majority of the time i just pull 'em down..

 

No unzipping for me. Ever since I saw Theres Something About Mary, I have never unzipped since.

Jah Bless