Do you listen to your neighbors conversations? I try not to mostly, but sometimes when it is really quite and I can hear them well its hard not to listen to what they are saying I can like hear their muffled voices and it bothers me that I cant understand everything they are saying haha... I remember a couple funny things that I have heard though.. 1.) This girl below me last year, I could hear her crying loudly yelling at people. So I'm wondering what this girls problem is and I hear her yell "Now you just think I'm a fat loser stoner bitch!" I ignored the fat loser and bitch part, but was excited that there was weed below me haha 2.) I just heard this now, first thing I have heard all year thankfully (walls are nice and lead based ) Mind you when I dont get to see my girlfriend for a few days my mind gets a little dirty (even more so when she is around "...rub.. *mumble* Rub his ...*ummy* .... now look here. Wait make him look. 'Now, now take it' ...Yeah like that. Oh no! ....... I think he!..... yeah he looked away." I was like But then it hit me, they were taking pictures of their dog. I think... Share your stories and vote
at my old place i used to hear the most fucked up shit ever... my old neighboor who was hella cracked out, one time his cracked out gf came back to find him fucking some other crack whore and then a huge fight ensued right across the hall with me looking out the peep hole entertained as fuck. i heard the whole story when they were all screaming at each other but thats to long to type out. another time that same guy was walking around the hallway butt ass naked...i was like wtf? this dude is out of his mind. the same guy also rang my buzzer and 3 in the fucking morning because that dumbass locked himself out and he kept ringing it over and over...i thought somebody was after me or something. turns out he was just high as fuck tweaking hard and when i opend the door to the complex he was mumbling incoherent things and just ran up to his apt. oh yeah, i also came home once and he was trying to pick his own doorlock with a knife. weird shit. lots more shit went down at my old place..it would take me way to long to type it all out though...im just glad i got the hell outta there.