To the Maine State Trooper

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by maineman, Oct 27, 2014.

  1. Remember a couple of days ago when you pulled me over for driving too slow?  You asked why the vehicle smelled like marijuana and I told you that I was transporting a live skunk for relocation.  You checked the bed of the truck and discovered a live skunk in a cage under a blanket.  You jumped like a pussy and came to my window to tell me to move along.  Well, I was high as fuck and just smoked in the vehicle.

     
  2. Lmao, classic.
     
  3. Moral of the story, always have a skunk in ur vehicle when driving around blazing.
     
  4. fuck yeah man, i got a little container of muskrat piss that i keep in my truck, smells just like some dank. Haven't had any police encounters yet fortunately

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  5. Thanks for the confession im gonna find you and arrest you


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  6. explain the little container of muskrat piss.
     
  7. Pulled over for driving too slow? Dayuum!

    Send from my phone! :)
     
  8. I'm assuming it's something like:
    Officer- your car smells weed
    Stoner-nahh it's this piss
    Officer- hmmm fair enough weird animal piss collector


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  9. Yes, I remember that! I was also high as fuck and I thought you had some weed, I really wasn't expecting the skunk. I forgot why I was going to ticket you so I let you go.
     
  10. Yes..I do in fact remember you, I remember your vehicle, in fact I remember your plate...thanks for the confession, I'll be seeing you down at the PD soon.
     
  11. Awhh sheeett!!!^^


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  12. That's gold man aha I love getting the last laugh in with police, that's a victory in my eyes.


    But nothing's ever perfect haven't you realized this yet? Earth turns on a tilted axis just doing the best it can.
     

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