Remember a couple of days ago when you pulled me over for driving too slow? You asked why the vehicle smelled like marijuana and I told you that I was transporting a live skunk for relocation. You checked the bed of the truck and discovered a live skunk in a cage under a blanket. You jumped like a pussy and came to my window to tell me to move along. Well, I was high as fuck and just smoked in the vehicle.
fuck yeah man, i got a little container of muskrat piss that i keep in my truck, smells just like some dank. Haven't had any police encounters yet fortunately Sent from my VS980 4G using Grasscity Forum mobile app
I'm assuming it's something like: Officer- your car smells weed Stoner-nahh it's this piss Officer- hmmm fair enough weird animal piss collector Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum
Yes, I remember that! I was also high as fuck and I thought you had some weed, I really wasn't expecting the skunk. I forgot why I was going to ticket you so I let you go.
Yes..I do in fact remember you, I remember your vehicle, in fact I remember your plate...thanks for the confession, I'll be seeing you down at the PD soon.
That's gold man aha I love getting the last laugh in with police, that's a victory in my eyes. But nothing's ever perfect haven't you realized this yet? Earth turns on a tilted axis just doing the best it can.
