Tips To Not Get Caught By Parents

if youre really paranoid, just sit by tthe window with blinds on your back so if a little smoke blows back if will only hit the blinds and not neccasarily go back into the room

peace

jeff

 

what i usually do is, wait till my rents are a sleep which is pretty early i have a sliding glass door to my back yard so i open that really slow and walk out stay quiet and smoke them come in

 

these days i am hiding my stash in my computer(my case slides open really easily, and my parents dont even know how to turn a comp on haha)... and when i move around during the day i keep a small bag with a one-hitter in an altoids case in my pocket..

 

lol, i just remembered now that i used to hide my stash in a tea tin - there was this great tea that used to give away free tins - and store that behind the foam on my speaker. never got caught =)

 

Just buy a small lock box. I bought one for 10 bucks at walmart. What they can't see they can't prove. When questioned I replied that it was where I kept my porn and they haven't talked to me in 3 months which is fine by me. And what is this Macguyver shit with dryer sheets and showers? I'll break down my ritual for you. Every night I get off around 10-11pm. Come home, mom is just about to go to bed, in 10 minutes she's sound asleep, grab my bag, bubbler, and lighter and I hit the couch. Whilst chilling on the couch watching Futurama (11:00PM) I load that sucker. At roughly 11:15-11:20 I quietly step outside to my back porch, and walk about 15 feet to the left where my garage door is. I'm on one end of the house, my mom is on the other end snoozing her brains out and I toke up. Walk in just in time for Family Guy and I'm golden.

Seriously. You guys make this way too complicated. Personally, I'm more worried about coming home after buying an oz and the cops busting me. That's like a minimum of 6 years in jail?

 

It's so good to be living on your own. My wife and I sit on the couch, or at the computer and blaze all day. Damn stoners.

 

In my minimal experience in smoking, I will give yall a few pointers. I call my method the HOODIE STRATEGY haha that sounds cool.

Buy a smoking hoodie, preferably black in color with a big ass pocket on the front. This will be the hoodie you always smoke in. Whenever you smoke, this better be on. This destroys any chance of you sneaking in at 2am only to find your parents awake and ready to check if you smell like weed. Or if your mom is doing your laundry and smells that nasty shirt you baked in 2 nights ago. The trick is to stash the hoodie in the trunk of your car or just leave it in the backseat (or hidden somewhere) before you go inside. The big ass pocket in the hoodie is where you stash your pipe, lighter, and weed.

If you have parents that are super fucking nazi bitches about smoking, dont smoke in your house. Just go on a walk somewhere to smoke. I honestly think that everyone who tries to blaze in their houses with their parents 7 feet away behind a wall are just askin' for trouble. Also its kinda disrespectful since it is there house (yeah yeah...i know yall didnt wanna hear that...). Smoking in the garage or shed is a good idea. About the shed, watch out for nosy neighbors.

Dont know where to walk to ta smoke? Go out on a drive/walk/bike ride around your neighborhood and look for smoke spots. An example would be under a bridge or in a patch of woods or a park or something. Obviously it would be a place where activity is at a minimum. A escape route is preferable. For example, I would always take a 10 minute walk to this big ass park. It was a huge ass 10sq mile forest with biking trails and stuff. I would light up once I hit the trails. Worried the cops will give you trouble while your innocently walking on the road blazed off your ass? Put yur hoodie up, and cue up an imaginary cell phone convo with yourself. (pretend your talking to someone). A cop might give u trouble if your alone at 2am walking with glazed eyes and your mouth hanging open, but if yur talkin of your phone, he will think yur just on a walk for a private phone call.

I definatly suggest buying a tiny stealth pipe. Mine has served me well over the past 3 months. If you have rolling papers, pre-rolling a few joints and stashing them in your hoodie w/ a lighter is a good plan. If the pigs are after you, eating your joints a simple matter. They cant bust you with a lighter alone.

Things to ALWAYS have on your hoodie- a mini can of AXE. I got one a a part of a travel kit. Its small and convienent. Always have Visine for the redeyes. Have a pack of orbit gum or breath mints or something. Always carry your lighter in your hoodie as well and make sure it has fuel. Depending on where you hide your smokin hoodie, you might not wanna keep weed in the hoodie, but just remember that if yur parents find visine, axe, and gum in a pot reeking hoodie, they will know whats up. Thats the point to hiding hte hoodie somewhere.

You might wanna keep weed and pipe elsewhere, hidden IN A GOOD SPOT. Under the bed, between the matresses, etc the rents will always check those spots. Dont hide it in the PS2 thing either, its tooo good of an idea, and many parents have picked up on it. An example of a good place to hide is in a VCR tape of some dragonball Z video you havent watched in 4 years. You can always try the hollowed out book method. I have a set of encyclopedieas in my room noones touched in years, well I went to the W book (for Weed haha) and took a seraded knife and cut a circle in the middle and stashed weed there. BE FUCKING CREATIVE. dont be stupid. thats what gets you caught.

When it boils down, most of the people who get caught get caught because they did something stupid. They were desparate and couldnt help trying to toke at a bad oppertunity. THATS FUCKING STUPID. Practice self control. Dont toke at school, your askin for trouble. Wait till u get home. Chances are yur parents smoked at one point or another, so they know what it smells like.

Ok this is way too fuckin long im blazed off myass. peace guys

 

what i do is my room is the up stairs. and i have a window that you can climb out of and get on the roof. So what I do everynight is climb out on the roof under a tree and toke up.

 

I Always toke in the garage, because I'm the only one who ever goes in it, and I can close the door and invite all my stoner friends. The smell never lingers because its outsude, and plus I can listen to music out there-good sound system! toke on

 

First Conduct A Thorough Investigation Of Your Own On Them And Their Personal Spaces And Determine For Sure Whether You Even Need To Hide It. After All Are Habits Are Learned Behavior And Many Times Parents Unknowingly Do Things In Front Of Children When Their Young That They Later Consider To Be Ok Because They Seen Their Parents Doing It. Meaning Both Of You Are Hiding Things You Should Be Sharing. Otherwise: My Best Advice Would Be Quit Or Move Out After Your Honest With Them About What You Do And Are Going To Continue To Do Whether They Accept It Or Not

 

so I have this little bookcase next to my computer desk, and i have like my box my cell phone came in, and i have a box from my virus software thing. so i stash allllll my stuff in the box.

 

i never had 2 hide it from my mom unless i didnt wanna share..... and vice versa ..... is that lucky or creepy weird??? i could never decide....

 

what i used to do after id buy the shit and come in the house. id grab a 72 ounce empty cup. (The ones you would normally get for a fountain drink) and id put the sack in one of those and act like im drinking a pop, they would never know the difference. this is usually for when you buy 1-2 ounces.

 

Heres how I used to do the bathroom trick every day and never get caught.

Stuck the joint in my sock and walked in and turned the water on, with the sound of water i woud light my joint. Keep the bath water on low and put it to shower mode. Id open this huge window behind the toilet, sitting baackwards on the toilet toking and blowing out the window. I'd flush teh joint and light a cig, just puffing on it not inhaling. Before the smoke's done i turned the water off usuing it as "drying off time" when im actually finishing the smoke and spraying febreze. Id make my hair look damp like i just showered, and slip out the door, spraying febreze again in the hall way.You dont realise what kind of waste of water it really is when your a kid. Every shower i have i have my ghettoblaster playing, so that covers the sound of coughing and flushing well.

 

coming from a guy whos been caught 3 times by my parents, every time i got busted was because i wanted to smoke at home (while they where there) if you dont wanna ever get caught DONT SMOKE when your parents are home, if you just have to smoke go out side, or take a walk down the street. As far as the smell goes you may think it doesnt smell like weed but to some one who hasnt smoked they will deff smell something dont risk it.

best stashers= computers(for bigger baggies) ps2(smaller stash 1/8 and a little pipe or papers) im sure there are plenty others, but thats what i use. Just think before you put say to your self "if i was looking for weed in my room where would i look?"

good luck and dont be stupid with your shit and you will not get caught

 

i stashed my weed on the roof before and sneak out my window to grab my stash or smoke it on the roof, i got caught because my mom heard foot steps so they whent out side and i got busted

 

be careful of your grandma drinking it all

 

i use a window fan. it has a setting so the fan works backwards, blowing air from inside out. i can have like 6 people toke in my room and in less then 20 mins you can't smell a thing. plus i have really thick couches to get be stoned in and nice speakers, so its all good. smoking at home is the most relaxing shit ever.

 

If I'm ever a parent, I can't wait to catch my kid smoking

I'll be so proud, a tear might come to my eye