Times you got caught jacking off

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Darth_Mal, Oct 27, 2014.

  1. Dont know if theres a thread for this already but me and a few friends were talking about getting caught beating off. So do you guys have any stories?
    Im still at work so i'll share later

  2. Crouching over Robert Downey Junior in prison...
  3. Do you really think that your signature is funny? You have it at the bottom of every post without fail, as if you think people are reading it and laughing. It's not funny, in the slightest; I didn't even crack a smile. 

    Sorry but I had to mention it because every time I see you post I cringe and think of a socially awkward dweeb repeating a really lame joke that no one has/will ever laugh at. 

    Like seriously, it's stupid and by relation you're also stupid. Do yourself a favour and remove it from your posts. 
  4. That wasn't nice
  5. o ya?
    have you ever been caught masturbating?
  7. I think that's kind of the entire point of a signature, but I do agree with you it really isn't very funny.
  8. I wish :(.
  9. jesus has swag
  10. i think my ex wife caught me a few times.. but never said anything.
  11. I said that because his signature seems to be manually inserted at the end of each post. As shown by some posters in this thread if you have an actual signature it appears below the grey line. 
  12. I got somewhat busted by my kid once. He was probably 3 or 4.  It was early in the morning and I was doing my thing. All of the sudden I heard him struggle with the door knob to my bedroom. He came in he was like, "Mommy, why are you crying?" :laughing:
  13. Im sorry if you knew jesus and you were close
  14. Lol I am not religious so I am not coming from an offended Christian point of view. It is literally just not funny in any way. 

  15. That had me laughing sooo hard. Umm Hmm ive been cought once with an ex. Actually thats why shes an ex haha. She got really offended and starting saying her vagina wasnt good enough to please me n shit lmao.

    Probation Sucks!
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  17. I got caught by my sister, step dad and my sisters bf. My step dad was the weirdest as I has porn on the tv and he opened my door. He had to know I was jerking now in hindsight from the volume of the porn but he opened the door anyways. Basically naked, apple bottom booty DVD on blast with cock in hand and nigga just busts in trying to talk about some bullshit. I had to make a split decision to turn porm sown first or put cock away first or for the love of god idk why but I turned the porn down first.

    So there I am, teenager basically just hitting puberty, slowly turning down my smut with my step dad talking to me all while cock in hand.

    Yes he was a weird guy and no my moms no longer with him.
  18. Hahha must have been having a good time!
    So what was your response to his question? curiousity!
  19. I told him I had a bad dream. :p
  20. Lol well that was funny!
    So did he say anything about it or just ignore you?

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