So im throwing a birthday party at my parents house (hopefully) and I need to get my parents on board. It's going to be the kind of birthday party where people are drunk and high so I need to somehow make my case on how everything will be 'alright'. My main concern is people stealing shit from my house but that's easily prevented by locking up all our valuable stuff in my parents room and limiting people being inside + my parents will be chillin' inside so that shouldn't be a problem. I think ill invite maybe no more than 30 people to my suburban house. Ill figure that out tomorrow when I look at how many people I can actually fit in my back yard. What is a reasonable time to end a party so my neighbors don't get pissed and call the cops. That would be weak af. Here's the guidelines I made up so far. Please tell me if there is something I should think about or add. Thanks blades! Guidelines: 1- YOU AREN'T GOING HOME UNTIL YOU ARE SOBER TO DRIVE OR HAVE A SOBER DRIVER WILLING TO TAKE YOU HOME! 2- If you can't handle your liquor don't drink. If you have to puke do it as far away from the house as you possibly can. Don't be that guy. 3- No Drama No fights. You'll get thrown out. Don't be that guy. 4- My folks were kind enough to let me use their house, please be respectful and remember to thank them!! 5- No hanging around on the front yard. 6- This is an invite only party and I gotta keep it on the smaller side. Ask me if you want to bring a friend so that I know ahead of time!! If you do show up with anyone that wasn't invited they won't be allowed in. No exceptions! 7- Bring beer and food. I will have some but I am not going to be able to provide for everyone. Everyone have a good time!