Thought I was Tripping Balls

I was baked out of my mind after Thanksgiving and was about to satiate my munchies. I remembered the chocolate chip cookies we had brought home from my grandmother's. They were in 2 styrofoam plates covered in foil, stacked on top of eachother.

I pulled off the top plate and in between the two of them there was a fat ass lizard. At first I was like I think I am so high I am seeing shit. And then I realized it was real and was like . I thought it would attack me. I took a pic with my phone to make sure I wasn't hallucinating and that it was real. Here is the bastard


I just thought it was a random ass thing to happen, had to share

 

Thanks man. I shat bricks. I actually didn't get to eat any of the delicious cookies that night because of him

But after much flip-flopping whether or not to eat them in the morning I downed them. Thinking about it crawling around in mah cookies made me kinda sick though...

 

Lol it was just something so random to happen, especially while baked, wanted to share with the city

 

Hell yes, homemade by my old grandmother, they were incredible.
Would post pics but sadly I ate them all. Just praulines left now...

 

I probably would have if I wasn't deathly afraid of him at the time. Might as well have been a damn velociraptor, I thought it would jump on me when my back was turned <.<

 

Thats why I was freaking the hell out. Still don't know how he did...I found him in the morning though, caught him, put him on a tree, and wished him a fruitful life

 

I wish I would have kept him now
I would have named him Tito.