a fellow smoker who i really don't hang out with says to me today, "hey man, my parents are out of town, if you want you can come over and we can smoke my 4 foot bong." yes. on the way there my girlfriend had to stop and buy a pair of earrings for her graduation tomorrow. someone called and needed something. got that something ready while she was shopping, and she got in and we left to go. i'm at a stoplight, with one lane and a turn lane. i look to my right. cop in his car looking straight at me. i look back forward at red light. SHIT!!! look back at cop, he motions to roll down window. pants wetting. he says, "do you have any headlights?" i slap those things on in a second. "sorry officer, have a good night" and he drove away. went to that kid's house and that 4 foot bong fucking destroyed me. 2 hits and i was gone. the first hit i only packed a small bowl. but the second one, i guess i got cocky, and packed it bigger. tried to take the whole thing, and looked like this. it knocked me on my ass, i was coughing my balls off, with the tears going and everything. but after all that was done, i was fucking stoned, and still am like an hour and a half after. he offered it to me for 50 but it's just to big to keep around. i would never smoke it.