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Those common jokes "high moments"

Discussion in 'Beginner Cannabis Consumption & Tips' started by iTree, Sep 10, 2012.

  1. #1 iTree, Sep 10, 2012
    Maybe its just me but when i smoke with my friend, we always do same shit when were high. Like a joke only when you're high?

    EX: Me and 2 other friends were high out of our minds and we are walking out of the woods... I pick up a stick and yell at them "BEHIND ME!", they both go behind me and im the leader, then my friend would pick up a bigger stick and yell at me "BEHIND ME" and he would be the leader and i would tell my other friend (that has no stick) "BEHIND ME". Its just one of those high moments you do occasionally, we do this sometimes but only when no one notices and we try to add a twist to it.

    EX2: We have those "phrases" that we say when we are high... one of mine are "DA HELLLLLLLLLLL" orr my friend started this, he would put his hands through the bottom of his shorts, and hunch down like a spider and walk towards me screaming "DA HELLL DA HELLL DA HELL" and you would trip.

    You're turn....
     
  2. #2 piepgras, Sep 11, 2012
    My friend (big bulky guy) has the most wimpy high pitched cough in the world. Always cracks me up and he always does it on his first hit.
     
  3. #3 TreeTrunkBuddha, Sep 11, 2012
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    I have a friend whos pretty fat, and when he sneezes he sounds like a mouse

    So when Im high and he sneezes, I imitate a mouse
     
  4. #4 weedaterian, Sep 11, 2012
    me and my friend would always get so high we would have to write rules to keep up us under control.We then would take videos of us while high so we could laugh at it later...one night i was so blazed i made a 1hr video nof me saying number 9 ovr and ovr so now we always say when were stoned "NUMBER 9 NUMBER 9"
    SMOKE ON!
     
  5. #5 smokin bud, Sep 11, 2012
    We used to smoke in my friends basement and sneak out all the time in high school and when we left my other friend would always leave first wait for the kid who owns the house to come up then say his name perfectly like his dad would. Its still funny every time like 5 years after the first time he did it. Also when driving we say confusing things like "its a right right here, right?" which is usually answered with "right."
     
  6. #6 bogdaughter, Sep 11, 2012
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    My old roommates and I used to have all kinds of weird stoned memes.. Mainly I think we thought we sounded like a really hilarious stoner podcast or something. We probably weren't actually that funny, but we had really good laughs.
     
  7. #7 frankieD20c, Sep 11, 2012
    Whenever my friend exhales after taking a monster hit out of a bong, i always hear him lightly use his vocal cords like "coooooo"

    I always say "yeah" after everything my buddies say. But i say it like it's my dying breath while laughing...if that makes sense lol
     
  8. #8 Paton420, Sep 11, 2012

    hahaha that sounds awesome:p
     
  9. #9 Cale of Blades, Sep 11, 2012
    Whenever I ask my friend to do something like switch on the light or something he just screams
    "I CAN'T I GOT NO LEGS" it makes me laugh every time :)
     
  10. #10 frankenfish, Sep 11, 2012
    i start quoting lord of the rings and i have a friend that laughs so hard he almost pukes. lol. its the funniest thing
     
  11. #11 DoctorSpectre, Sep 11, 2012
    Two of my friends that I smoke with always get into debates about politics and stuff. One of them is pretty smart and puts out good points, but the other just goes "YO MAN!" whenever he gets beat on a point. It's the funniest thing.
     
  12. #12 iTree, Sep 14, 2012

    I do the same thing! When me and my friends are high and someone goes "ohhhh" and ill go "yeahhhhh" like a moan and we all just start dying of laughter.
     

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