This thread is God, his name is Aríena

Discussion in 'Religion, Beliefs and Spirituality' started by Tyro01, Sep 18, 2009.

  1. This thread is god, he's here you just can't comprehend him. He's asked me to do something for him, he asked to get some believers for him, because whats a god with no followers? His name is Aríena and he told me that he will be willing to answer any prayer as long as you ask in this format.
    1. Truthfully believe hes here
    2. Snap once and admit that you have sinned, there is only one sin to Aríena. (eating a Bannana)
    3. Put a 8=D before your prayer and ask. Ex. 8=D Can you help me befriend a midget Aríena?

    Also Aríena will only answer your prayers with the answers yes, no, and wait. If you prayer is not answered right away please be patient it will be answered. He will not answer your question within the thread, he will simply make it happen.

    I will ask my first real prayer

    8=D
    Aríena Could you please make it so never get in trouble with the law?


     
  2. haha yes no and wait, i've heard that one before...
     
  3. Dude either this is some joke I've never heard/seen or your fucked up right now.
     
  4. I'm simply showing the illusion of prayer.
     
  5. will you be my lord, o kingly knowledgeable mofo?
     
  6. Its his views no need to be disrespectful about it. Just because you do not agree gives you no right to bash on him.
     
  7. he contradicted hisself by saying that he was trying to show the illusion of prayer. did you read that?
     
  8. He was in no way contradicting himself, His primary post was showing the illusion of prayer. It was in a read between the line sarcastic kinda way.
     
  9. well thats just lame. ok op, good for you ok?
     
  10. K, i didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
     

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