This story is NUTS!!

[SONG IS NOW STUCK IN YOUR HEAD FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT]

Now this is a story all about how my
Life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I become the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In West Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool
And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys, who were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

(only the first six episodes of season one)

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kissin' and she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it

First class, yo this is bad,
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of bel-air livin' like,
Hmm this might be alright!

But wait, I here they're percy, boozwah and all that
but noone has a place to send this cool cat
I dont think so, I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared
For the Prince Of Bel-Air!

When the plane landed and I came about
dude, looked like a cop
standin' there with my name out
I aint tyrin to get arrested yet, I just got here!
So I spring with the quickness that lightning disapears

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo Homes.. To Bel-Air!"

I.. pulled... up to the house at about 7 or 8
and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later!"
looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air.

[IF YOU READ ALL THE WAY UNTIL HERE YOU ARE A FUCKING PIMP]

 

lol, I did I promise! I had no idea there were those extra fresh prince lyrics yo!!1 This shit needs to be remixed...