This ones for BPP!!

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Bud Head, May 4, 2002.

  1. Subject: Birth Control
    >After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple
    >decided that was enough, as they could not afford a
    >larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and
    >told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any
    >more children.
    >The doctor told him that there was a procedure
    >called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that
    >it was expensive. A less costly alternative, said the
    >doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks
    >are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can,
    >then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
    >The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be
    >the smartest man in the world, but I don't see how
    >putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is
    >going to help me." "Trust me," said the doctor.
    >So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put
    >it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and
    >began to count: "1" "2" "3" "4" "5"
    >At which point he paused, placed the beer can between
    >his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand.
    >This procedure also works in Kentucky, Arkansas,
    >Mississippi, and West Virginia.

    BPP you listen to your doctor now ya hear!
  2. And Tennessee doesn't fit into that list? You can buy fireworks there to!!!!!!!!!!!!
  3. lmao hahha i didnt get it a first but now haha thats fuckin funny man!

    rock on your so kool~
  4. Great, just great. :)

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