This ones for BPP!!

Subject: Birth Control
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>After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple
>decided that was enough, as they could not afford a
>larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and
>told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any
>more children.
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>The doctor told him that there was a procedure
>called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that
>it was expensive. A less costly alternative, said the
>doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks
>are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can,
>then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
>The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be
>the smartest man in the world, but I don't see how
>putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is
>going to help me." "Trust me," said the doctor.
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>So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put
>it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and
>began to count: "1" "2" "3" "4" "5"
>At which point he paused, placed the beer can between
>his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand.
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>This procedure also works in Kentucky, Arkansas,
>Mississippi, and West Virginia.

BPP you listen to your doctor now ya hear!

 

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