oh man, if you guys actually pay attention to my posts and see that im on the site a lot today, i just left it for like 15 minutes to go smoke a bowl in my room. My mom and step-mom (mom is gay... step-mom=partner) said they would be gone for about 3 hours, so i figured it would be cool to just smoke in my room (i usually go outside real quick) So im smokin in my room, with a FAT bowl, and i took 3 hits off of it and i was listenin to some Bone Thugs.. i hear my front door sqeek open and i cut the music off... my mom yells for me and i FLIP THE FUCK OUT! i dropped my bowl and spilled a FAT bowl all over my carpet, so im pickin LIT bud out of my carpet, and shit cuz if my step-mom found out i was smokin inside, she would flip the fuck out... scary ass story short, i got 75% of the bud picked up and shoved into a drawer real quick and tossed my bowl under my pillow, i lit a black & mild and walked out of my room, she was like 'what the fuck were u doin back there' and i was like "what? i was readin a magazine and i didnt wanna stop in the middle of the story"... lol everything is cool, and im high now, but i was shakin like a mother fucker when it just happened! LOL They were only gone for like 15 minutes! Bunch of fuckers! LMAO. oh man.
it was scary at the time! LOL i that i have time to think about it, it was a pretty safe thing! haha, or im high and i dont care right now!? scary shit lol
almost the same thing happened, my mom went upstairs, i went to take some hits off my bub, and i took a big rip, put down my pipe and i hear my mom walkin down the hall, and a second after my pipes down shes at the door of my room lookin at me, while im holdin this monster hit in. she asked what i was doing, and i just shrugged and started messin around with my x-box, while she sat there and watched me, then walked off. By then i already ghosted the hit, it was funny shit tho!!! good job on not gettin caught blaze on...
haha damn, i have done that before too, i used to smoke in my bathroom using my onie (one hitter) and i cleared the tiny little bowl, which was packed EXTRA BIG, and i wanted to take a picture of it, so i put the hitter in my pocket, walked out of my bathroom to my room to get my camera... my mom walks right up to me and starts talkin, im sittin there holdin in my hit, and im talking to her at the same time, i cant believe she didnt smell it in my mouth, but i was like, "I GOTTA SHIT!" and i ran back into the bathrooms, turned on the fan, and blew out my lungs... i ghosted the hit real hard, but i got SUPER ripped because of how long i held it!
hahah. i love these stories. i'm assuming you fellas know about the dube-tube. take a TP role and stuff that mug w/ dryer sheets and blow out of that. your room smells like a fresh spring morning breeze after every hit....
yeah i have heard of doing that, but i have never done it myself, cuz whenever i smoke inside my house, i usually know its cool ... just got mixed up this time
i can damn near smoke myself stupid w/ the folks no less than 20 ft. away w/ my code red smoking method. discreet yet effective... they know i smoke, they just don't want it indoors.
Hahaha, I had the same thing happen to me not long ago My friend was over, and noone was supposed to be home for a long time, so we figured we'd box my room. After we finished our second bowl we just sat there for about 5 minutes laughing and saying stupid shit. All of the sudden I heard my dads truck pull into the driveway and I freaked. We scrambled to open the window and put the fan in, sprayed Febreeze everywhere. God damn it was a close call!
thats clownin man, i just left and smoked more, because of what happened earlier! LOL im back now.. and higher then ever.
lol crazy shit y'all...I almost got busted like that once. I was smokin in my room, and right when I was going to pack a 2nd bowl, I hear someone pounding on my bedroom door. So I hide my shit and answer, and it was my mom. She was like "What is that smell!?" and I (being high and quickly coming up with an answer) say "It's this new incense I got from the neighbor". And she baught it. After she walked away, I shut the door and continued to my bowl, and turned the PS2 on. LOL I dont know if she really baught it, or if she just made herself believe it (cuz I'm thinkin she's in some kind of denial of me smoking). But the good thing is, I didn't get in trouble.
yea, ive heard of the doob tube, but i dont personally use it, lol, i just know how long it takes to air out usually, and open a window. i have seen these things called "hello neighbors" that are like doob tubes, but it looks like a chapstick thing, and you can get it in all different types of scents like menthol, cherry and vanilla. i guess there supposed to really work, although i have yet to try one.
diamond rasta did anyone ever tell you that u look like the guy on the real world skit of chappel show?.. by the way i fucked katie too.