This is what I would like to do if *I* were the President of the USA:

Discussion in 'Politics' started by LedFun, Oct 11, 2010.

  1. Ok, sorry, I didn't immediately give my plans. I was going to include them in that post but wanted a couple minutes to think about a short and concise platform.

    If I was president, I would try and reduce the size of government and abolish as many bureaucracies as possible. The agencies that would probably be first go would include the CIA, FDA, DEA, Department of Education, IRS and probably a lot of others that I'm forgetting...

    I would also try to educate the American people about the proper role of the federal government under the Constitution, the significance of self-governance (read: governments should require consent of the governed), and how destructive a force the government can be in relation with the economy.
     
  2. Hold a TV "Address to the Nation" session and begin it as follows...

    "Good Evening fellow Americans,
    I would ask that you all sit down and prepare yourselves for a shock.

    As of 0:00 tomorrow the letters USA will stand for United Socialist Americans "

    :eek::D
     
  3. 1. Withdraw from Iraq and Afghanistan, and leave the questions "how can we make up for destroying your countries" up for public referendum within the respective countries, and then donate all of the resources possible to helping them in reasonable ways they declare.

    2. Legalize cannabis at the federal level, let everyone out of prison for cannabis-related offenses where applicable.

    3. Socialize healthcare COMPLETELY and instate top-quality care for every human being in our borders. We have the resources to do this, though many of you I am sure are preparing your protests to this idea.

    4. Get off oil. We have the technology to do this. No more blood money to despotic dictatorships in the Middle East who let us guzzle their oil in exchange for turning our backs to their human rights issues.

    5. Outlaw corporate financing of politicians, and level the playing field so that poor people can run for office and receive fair exposure (this would mean re-wiring the media complex to favor the people and not corporate interests.

    Of course, none of this is possible in practically with only the Executive office. One would need to have much more power than the current nature of the seat allows.
     
  4. 1.) Pass a bailout
    2.) Make a nice speech
    3.) Vacation
    4.) Vacation
    5.) Pass a shitty healthcare bill
    6.) Vacation

    Now were nearing election time.

    7.) Start another war and gain popularity.
    8.) Win and vacation for 2nd term.

    ACTUALLY I would...

    1.) Use the current power of the federal government to Lower Taxes and get the government out of the economy, Ect. Basically what Ron Paul would do. I don't need to explain it.
    2.) Take that power away from the government.
     
  5. That doesn't even make sense. Why do you think they outsource in the first place?
     
  6. Damnnnnn, now yer talkin!
     
  7. Because they care more about money than screwing thier own country.

    My idea would screw them back and my screw would be bigger than thier screw.

    That means I'd win.
     
  8. Ok, come-on now. Let's throw more into the equation;

    You've accomplished getting the people behind you. You have a 95% approval rating with the country and you're on a roll.

    You have power that no other President has ever had.

    The people love you. Congress loves you! The courts love you!

    What are you going to do next?

    What's your next big effort?

    What are your goals for the USA?
     

  9. Speaking of knowledge pool...:confused::hide:
     
  10. Oh man, you could wear Jack-Boots and a leather strap and a nice brown shirt with a twisted cross on the sleeve also? Maybe everyone could throw thier hand up in the air and yell something loud! You could have this tiny little mustache!

    Wait...

    That sounds so familiar...
     
  11. #51 weednotcrack, Oct 12, 2010
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    If i was President,I go all OUT GANGSTA STATUS! :laughing:

    I'd get the CIA to kill all the members in congress who stop any bill that i try to pass so i can fix the country as fast as possible :cool:

    First Order of Businesses:Of course,Legalize ALL Drugs,Tax them, and end funding for the Drug war,Saving us Billions :p

    Second: tax the rich with over 400k or more

    Third: Short'n welfare to only a year and a half ,MAX.You can get on your feet in that time.And welfare will only cover up to 3 kids MAX! have anymore? too bad,get a abortion or send them to the orphanage,we got options people.

    Fourth: Cut funding for home land security in half,shit is not that serious.

    Fifth: pass legislation to setup Geothermal energy and other forms of Renewable energy,includeing wind,hydro,and solar in place of fossil fuel energy

    Sixth: Use all the money saved to fund education and health care

    Seventh:Legalize prostitution,tax it

    Eighth:pass amnesty for all working immigrates,can't just be walking up into the USA and expect a free ride on the welfare train,if there going to be here,gotta have a job ready to go to pay taxes,helps everyone out.

    Ninth:End the wars/Conflicts with everyone.If an army of another country attack us first,ARMY not terrorist,will send the jackals(a.k.a secret assassins) to kill the leader of that country,No need to nuke a whole country of innocent people over one man's problem with another man.:devious:


    ..i think.. that's about it.Consider USA saved :cool:

    Victory bowl!:bongin:

    :yay:




    oh i forgot to add to invest trillions into science and technology And math of course.:laughing:
     
  12. Since when does the president decide what to do? Don't upset the higher power.
     
  13. Could've sworn the president was the commander-in-chief. Oh well... :rolleyes:

    Doesn't he also appoint the CIA Director? What higher powers are you talking about?
     
  14. the federal reserve. don't mess with their money. Lincoln and Kennedy learned the hard way.
     
  15. #55 MakaveliArts, Oct 12, 2010
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    I would create an Agency that's objective would be the following:

    Remove any type of Injustices, Corruption etc. from our Gov't.

    Protection of all rights and addition of any rights needed in the future.

    So, anything that infringes on the rights of people (for example... prohibition) would be investigated and removed by this Agency.

    The agency would be above all other powers. It would be able to challenge and remove any decision made by any group (Congress, President, Senate, everyone.)

    Steps would be taken to make sure that this Agency cannot be corrupted, or become to powerful and a dictator. It would follow the same idea as the constitution basically. It would have its own type of President. This President would be the most powerful person in the country. This is because it would take 75% of the Agency to overpower the Presidents veto.

    If at anytime any person believes that this Agency is doing something wrong, for example, if the Agency removed a right that was given to the people due to corruption or any other reason such as stupidity, they could challenge the Agency. If they can prove that they have done something unjust, it would be removed immediately. SO yes, one person. no matter who it is, can protect the rights of a whole country.

    To work in the Agency you must prove that you understand what your job is. It is simply to suggest new rights to be added, find any scenario where rights are/could be abused, etc.

    For a right to be taken away it would require the President of the agency to agree and also 51% of the agency members.

    Keep in mind the Agency would be a lot more effective than what I have said. I am just one person. I am sure you get the main idea though.

    Edit: Also, say goodbye to the supreme court.
     
  16. This thread and the ideas espoused in it represent the fallacy that things can be fixed with top-down authority.
     
  17. Just went to law school/college for the last 7 years. That does NOT make me think that I deserve millions of dollars made on the backs of low-level employees who cannot support their families. That is the type of thing I am talking about. I don't think a Harvard/Law degree means that you are inherently smarter/harder worker. It just signifies that you could be a hard worker (some people have to work hard to get these degrees) or you have the right family, etc. Either way - if you go to school for 8 years longer why does that entitle you to 1000 times the pay? Why can't you be okay with 8 times the pay of the employee who is actually doing the real work?

    Jimmy is an idiot for not graduating high school. Therefore, he gets paid 5-10x less than me. However, I will not use his labor to accumulate millions while allowing Jimmy and his family to live paycheck to paycheck just because he failed out of high school. That would create massive class distinctions and cause our taxpayer (you and I) to support social nets (i.e. food stamps, welfare) because our corporations are completely okay with leaving their workers with insufficient amounts to live. If Jimmy doesn't go to college he is still going to be the low man on the totem pole. I just have a problem with the top of the totem pole getting so much while the bottom cannot make ends-meat. If you're gonna make millions and millions of dollars, pay your fucking workers.

    Last year, during the recession, the Top 10 highest profiting companies in America cut something like a million jobs while still managing to make more money than they had the previous year. This is the kind of stuff that pisses me off. How do you put tons of loyal employees in the poor house while still making a higher profit than the previous year. I just want some accountability and I feel that equalization in pay between high lvl employees and low lvl employees would be a good thing.
     
  18. So did Julius Ceasar.
     
  19. #59 Arteezy, Oct 12, 2010
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    I lol'd at "real work"... When you incentivize not going to school and deincentivize going to school, people aren't going to go to school... No one is going to want to work harder if you cap their pay at a certain limit.


    They do pay their fucking workers... Holy god. Can you hate on the rich a bit more? Class warfare FTW. Divide and conquer. You're playing right into their hands... hook, line and sinker.

    My dad owns a business. Last year he laid someone off. Is he a bad person? OMG WHAT IF THAT PERSON CANT MAKE ENDS MEET? omg wtf he made more money this year than last year! What a fucking bastard... :rolleyes:

    Because that's where the incentives are. Perverse incentives create perverse outcomes? Who fucking knew...
     
  20. do you realize how many stupid people there are who have a college education?
     

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