DON'T READ IF YOU'RE EASILY GROSSED OUT. when about to have sex with a woman, don't ever fall for the 'i gotta go to the bathroom real quick' excuse. all they wanna do is take out their tampon. this happened to me, i was having sex, i finished, and left to take a piss. looked in the toilet. tampon. FUCK. look at my dick, red as satan's, look at my underwear, ruined. look at my pants, ruined. fuck me, she could just tell me that she's on her period next time, i mean i can go home and whack off, she doesn't have to please me. what the fuck.. so yup, i need new pants, anyone wanna buy me some? FML.