This is not a pick up line.....

Discussion in 'Pandora's Box' started by jack jacker, Jul 17, 2019.

  1. ....... but Im just really interested if there are other guys out there that love long edging sessions when you're baked? Have you noticed just how much more intense it is to a regular 'straight' bate?
    I find that if I have a straight wank I can be happy with it no matter how long it takes BUT when Im stoned I dont want it to stop n can go for fucken hours coz it's just so intensely unbelievably awesome!!!! Any guys out there feel me!?!....
     
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  3. OP - go get yourself a woman willya?

    J
     
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  4. When an enjoyable activities starts to take priority and stop you from accomplishing anything for hours, you have a dick beating addiction buddy.
     
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  5. Me as soon as I noticed this was a thread about beating your meat
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  6. I think you’re looking for the mental health thread.
     
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  7. fucking haters lol.

    naw man I cant hold out that long, but if you really like the feeling you should try messaging the prostate with a vibrator...
     
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  9. Y'all fronting like you ain't wanking on the regular lmao. Nothing wrong with wanking it or being a cannasexual.
     
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  10. See...I personally like to change up my style.
    Instead of jacking it, I place my hand on a table, palm down, and then thrust into the gap.
    Like I'm fucking my whole table.
    Sometimes I even put my wife in the way...oh wait, no, that's fucking.
     
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  11. lol yep thats cheating
     
  12. Buy a fleshlight and go to town

    Sent from a distant galaxy far far away
     
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  13. Wanking? Are you even old enough to be on a marijuana forum? Don’t let your folks catch ya, carry on.:jump:
     
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  14. :laughing::laughing: nothing wrong with getting yourself off but there's no need to announce it on a forum lmaoooo
     
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  15. Well now its official......even in the weed community there are such boring people that feel its justifyable to place judgement on another human beingh!!!!! god help anyone with an individual feeling n thought!!!! I guess even in this weed community homophobia, zenophobia n allother phobias exist.... Im disappointed, i really thought the weed community wouldnt be so judgemental!!!!!!
     
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  16. WTF!!!!???????
     
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  17. WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO REPRESSED THAT YOUR HAND SEEMS TO OFFEND YOU!!!???!!!
     
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  19. Lol so because someone advised you to get laid you name called? Where's the logic in that :laughing::laughing:, you're moaning about people judging you but you're doing the same thing :confused_2:
     
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  20. GUESS WHAT>>>> just enjoy a smoke, let someone else have an individualthought n stop tryin to micro manage other peoples ideas n thoughts!!!! fuck me this forum is SO FUCKING JUDGEMENTAL....!!!!!!! not even christians juidge me like you guys do!!!!!!! chill for fucks sake!!!!!!!!
     
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