woahhh crazy shit. I'm suuuper baked right now and your sig pic is bugging me out!! I'm kinda scared right now welcome to GC
Hahahaha, you like it? I was trippin' out on Shrooms and was like "DUDE, my pic looks SCARY." So, I decided to use it as my sig. I was ganna animate it, so like the eyes changes colors, but that would be FUUUUUUUUUUCKED up!
Go for it... you'll be sure to make a quick impression on everyone here. GC is fun, as long as you dont mind seeing the same topic 10x a day by new members
Heeeeellllllllllllllllllllllll no I WISH I was bullshittin'! I moved out when I was like, 13 tho. Went into foster care and shit? Then I was like, "No FUCK that! I'mma have my own house and do what I want!!!" So here I am in IL.
congratulations. thats some crazy shit to get through. 19 kids? DAYUMMMMM thats alot of kids. holy shits. on a good note, theres a better chance of one of your bros/sisters getting rich and hooking you up with mad loot
19 KIDS WTF is that possible?!?! i feel bad for your mother if true how many were twins/triplets and how many were born before you anyway, welcome to gc
Hahaha, okay let me break it down to you, you'll just LOOOVE this story. Once upon a time, there was a man named John Jones. Johnny, they all called him. A big black man, in his prime. Always wore fancy suits, had a phat jerry curl and a gold plated cane he wal- ...YES, YOU GET ME YET? MY FATHER WAS A PIMP. Anyway, some CRACK whore named Carol came into his life when she was 16, and he was 36. They fell in bed together, had a kid. He then went back to his wife, Diane. Suddenly, the child named Sarah, was getting older! Carol needed more monies! Needed someone to care for Sarah! That bitch Sarah ain't me, hold your horses. He was like FUCK YOU HOE, I GOTS A WIFE. They waited, and waited, and waited, when they found out his wife, Diane, was infertile. That's right, that bitch's eggs were hard boiled and USELESS. But she loved kids, and with all the money Johnny made, she wanted a family sooo, sooo bad. (stupid bitch with her moustache and super muffintop and chicken head) So he called up the FINEST HOES OF CALIFORNIIAA! PUNKIN! TAMMY! KIKI! KELLY! And then there was SNOW WHITE! (But snow white was an ugly hoe so he didn't count her) He decided "Hey, these bitches are prostitutes and homeless. If I offer to let them live WITH MEEE, they can bare my kids and raise them SO I DON'T HAVE TO DO THE SHIT." Of course, everyone turned his pimp ass, black ass, punk muthafuckin ass down. Nobody wants a deal like that! EXCEPT. FOR CAROL. Thaaaaaaaaaaat bitch popped out babies like her vagina was an automatic baseball pitcher. After Sara, the list is as follows: Tammy TJ Angela David Donald (TWINS!) James George John Jr. Carmen (TWINS MUH FUCKKAAAAA!) Regina Kiki Lee Mark John II Tammi (Yes. After the prostitute.) Brendon Diane Frank is the baby, at 3 years old. So with Carmen as the middle child and yet a baby twin (Fuck yeah I'm the baby twin), and each child less than or barely over a year apart, Carol's vagina is a big as the grand canyon, and John has found a new baby's mama, for his drama. THE EENNNNDDDDD Oh, and for the skeptics? Here's a picture of the cast prostitutes, fat stepmother Diane and my dad (Photo is OOOLLLLDDDD). My mom's the tall lanky one next to the whale. HOLY SHIT, YES. YOU SEE THAT? THAT'S NOT LIL JOHN, THAT'S MY DAD. And yeah, THAT'S "DRANK" IN HIS CUP.
okay this is the craziest family history... i dont even know what to say, your mom was a ho and your dad was a pimp? haha