I live in Poulsbo, Washington. It is next to one of those islands across the water from Seattle. I was walking to the beach this morning so I could catch an early ferry. I was tokin on my MFLB on my way there. It was pitch black outside and I was vaping weed in public. It felt good! I heard footsteps behind me and it was some guy following me. He yelled out out "Hey!" I got all paranoid and thought that he might be a cop, so I ignored him and speedwalked to the ferry. Before I got on the boat, I went to the bathroom. I wanted to vape a bit more before I got on the boat, So I went into a bathroom stall and started vaping in there.I set my laptop on a shelf inside of the stall. I exhaled my exahust into my smoke buddy, so I wouldn't stink up the bathroom. I was on my 4th hit, when I heard a knock at the door. "Are you alright?", said the guy knocking. I replied saying that I was cool. I took my vaporizer and smoke buddy and threw them in my backpack and speed out of the bathroom. Holy shit! It was the guy who was following me. I got out of there fast! There is a long Hallway that you need to walk through before you get on the ferry. Kind of like going on an airplane. I walked through there, and as soon as I got to the end, I realized that I left my computer in the bathroom stall. "Fuck!!!" So I turned around and ran the opposite way through the hallway. I was fighting through crowds of people and they were all pissed at me. I ran into the bathroom and my computer was gone. My eyes started to water a bit. "That dude stole my computer." Then I reassured myself that I shouldn't let this ruin my buzz. So I was walking back onto the ferry, when a security guard was holding my computer case. I told him "Yay! You found my laptop!" Instead of giving me my computer, he asked me if I was high. I said no. So he asked me for my id. I took out my wallet and I dropped it on the ground. I picked it back up and took my driver's license out and I dropped that on the ground too. Damn I was high. So he got tired of me messing up and he gave me my laptop back. I was so happy, that when I sat down inside of the ferry, my buzz came back and I listened to the Smashing Pumpkins with a smile on my face Right now I am eating a brownie that I got from my dispensary. I am seriously considering not getting high before going into public because shit like this happens.
Wait. You thought the guy was a cop so you started walking fast. Then you went into a bathroom to continue vaping, even though you thought you were being followed by a cop. You admittedly forgot your laptop in the stall, then instantly assume said guy stole it. You got your laptop back from a security guard, and you still say said guy stole it.. You must be really fucking high.
Yeah. I vaped the smoking equivalent of six bowls and I ate brownies a while ago too. I am really messed up dude.
I was gonna say "How the fuck is he typing this w/o his computer?" But good looks on getting your shit back, know you were worried there for a minute . . .
i did almost the same thing when i started tokin i walked into a bathroom, took out $120 from my pocket and put it on top of the toilet because my high ass thought it would fall out of my pocket while taking a dump and that i would forget it turns out i completely forget about the money and left, i ran back there half hour later for it no where to be found shit like that is the biggest buzzkill.. i dont even want to imagine what a laptop would have felt like
I almost cried dude. My entire life is on this thing. That is why you need to tell yourself to calm down and enjoy your buzz
your lucky you got it back dude...i've had shit stolen before and i usually didn't notice till after i was high
Good thing you got it back, I'm not so lucky on the counterpart. This dude I thought was cool stole my laptop while I wasn't looking (we were blazed with 4 people) walked off with it and sold it. After that, I don't trust anybody with my shit.
lol @ OP's goofy ass. You acted all sketched out from the get-go. Some nice guy followed you to make sure you're ok and not flipping out. You ran out of the bathroom and forgot your laptop there, because again, you got all sketched out like a gooftroop. The nice guy took your laptop and gave it to the security guard so he can possibly locate the owner. And after all that your paranoid ass still thinks the guy stole your laptop? What's really going on inside that head of yours?
You lucky guy....That's nice that you got your laptop back. Not all men are same. But you are lucky that the man who took your laptop was a kind man who instead of taking it with him, handed it to the guard. But you better be careful from next time as all men are not the same...