Im sorry guys but i just spent 2 hours talking to this guy and it was the most epic conversation of all time Enjoy? Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: a wild bisexual appears Stranger: the good kind, or the bad kind? You: let me rephrase that You: a wild girl bisexual appears Stranger: just how wild are we talking? You: she just had an orgy with 5 girls You: without a strap on Stranger: so on a scale of 1 to 10..... You: 1 being a straight a nerd You: and 10 being your wildest dreams because im terrible with descriptive scales You: id saya 10 Stranger: well, in that case, i open my inventory and deploy the ROOFIECOLADA You: roofiecolada is super iffective You: foe wild bisexual is open for anything Stranger: excellent Stranger: i take wild bisexual back to MYPLACE You: myplace is filled with win You: what do with bisexual? Stranger: I place her on the bed Stranger: and bind her feet, taking care to restrict her movement in such a way that she cannot easily get anywhere fast Stranger: I move to the kitchen and retrieve the following items Stranger: a 6 gallon bucket of ranch dressing Stranger: 2 pounds of iceberg lettuce Stranger: several hundred crutons Stranger: and 2 giant salad tongs Stranger: I bring the materials back to the bedroom Stranger: I turn down the bed, and place wild bisexual under the covers Stranger: I gently spread the lettuce across her now naked body Stranger: with great care, I then take the crutons and place them lovingly and strategically Stranger: then, I remove the lid of the ranch dressing Stranger: and I wait You: wild bisexual is coming too Stranger: I immediately pour the contents of the ranch dressing bucket upon wild bisexual Stranger: then, I tuck wild bisexual under the covers You: wild bisexual is now a tasty and healthy snack You: wild biseuxla attempts to use sex appeal You: it is innefective Stranger: contented by wild bisexual's attempts to use her sex appeal on me, I return to the kitchen Stranger: I take a box of ritz crackers and my keys Stranger: taking my car, I drive to MYOTHERPLACE Stranger: I sit down on my couch, and enjoy a ritz cracker Stranger: I follow that ritz cracker with another Stranger: It is at this point I realize Stranger: I have derived the maximum enjoyment from package of ritz crackers You: foe ritz crackers has been destroyed You: wild bisexual is starting to get soggy from all the ranch Stranger: I return to MYPLACE to check on wild bisexual Stranger: I approach the bed You: wild biseuxual is unnaware of strangers approach Stranger: I slip into bed next to wild bisexual, taking great care to not get any ranch on myself You: wild bisexual respects strangers attempts not not have ranch on him Stranger: i wait for wild bisexual to make the first move You: wild bisexual realizes you have a salad fetish and begins talking dirty salad talk into your ear Stranger: I tell wild bisexual she's the one covered in salad, not me You: a wild bisexual feels defeated so resorts to plan b You: she sttempts a footjob but stranger did a really good job binding You: wild bisexual wishes this ranch was low fat Stranger: seeing her frustration, I remove her binding You: wild bisexual considers running but it is oddly turned on by the nights events You: wild bisexual starts begging for your salad fork Stranger: I administer my salad fork to wild bisexual You: wild bisexual is deeply aroused by the salad forks performance You: wild bisexual considers reccomending strangers salad fork the the national salad fork hall of fame Stranger: flattered, I explain to wild bisexual that I would prefer things to stay low key Stranger: the encounter has been sublime enough so far You: wild bisexual explains thats she has been stripping and doing porn to afford college and wonders if stanger would put in a good word for her Stranger: i tell wild bisexual I would consider it Stranger: but require a favor first You: wild bisexual inquires upon the favor Stranger: i reach into my inventory and pull half of an amulet Stranger: showing the amulet to her, i explain: Stranger: "this is half of the amulet of dul Stranger: dul'dain" Stranger: "if you were to retrieve the missing half of this amulet, I write you a glowing reccomendation" You: wild bisexual accepts the challenge You: wild bisexual is evolving You: wild bisexual is now lindsey lohan You: lindsey lohan goes on an epic quest to retrieve the lost half amulet of dul'dain You: after 3 years of fighting pedobears and over 9000 muslims You: she retrieves the amulet but has lost her vaginas elasticity and will to be bisexual and fuck Stranger: delighted about the amulet, but distraught over the lack of her bisexual enthusiasm, I ask why the change of heart? You: dear stranger my travles have taught me that while sex is pleasurable You: life i short You: and must be spent aquiring knowledge You: but You: since you are too write me a glowing reccomendation You: i shall devolve into wild bisexual You: lindsey lohan devolves into wild bisexual You: wild bisexual is wild Stranger: I then proceed to have wild sex with wild bisexual Stranger: making no mention of the salad incident 3 years prior You: wild bisexual cums wildly Stranger: i shrug You: wild bisexual is offended by your indifference to her bucket loads of cum Stranger: oh well wait Stranger: bucketloads, eh? Stranger: i retract my shrug Stranger: bucketloads is a game changer You: wild bisexual is no longer offended Stranger: impressed by her sexual prowess, and ability to come buckets, I compliment her on her abilities You: wild bisexual responds by squirting a handle of cum You: it does over 9000 damage Stranger: glad I'm still wearing my clown suit, I bind wild bisexuals hands and feet in the same manner You: wild bisexual finds bdsm hot Stranger: I proceed to erect a chinese water torture device Stranger: I fill the hopper with ranch dressing and begin the drip You: wild bisexual attempts to create a pattern of the dripping ranch in her mind but cannot do so and begins to go insane You: wild bisexual is devolving! You: wild bisexual devolved into horny teenage girl confused about her sexualality Stranger: does horny teenage girl have any requests? You: horny teenage girl requests that you pleasure her with your salad fork You: but dont tell her father because hes really over protective You: might mistake you for pedobear Stranger: i continue staring at horny teenage girl Stranger: all while the ranch drips upon her forehead You: horny teenage girl is upset and slef conscious about her weight You: she asks how many calories are in the ranch Stranger: I continue staring You: horny teenage girl is a little unnerved by your blank dead stare Stranger: lingering for a few minutes longer, I leave the room You: horny teenage girl is confused as to strangers whereabouts Stranger: I sit on the couch, and listen You: horny teenage girl begins to weep silently thinking how fat this ranch will make her Stranger: teenage girl doesn't have to EAT the ranch Stranger: it's simply dripping on her forehead Stranger: it's her prerogative to consume the ranch You: horny teenage girl doesent like being shown the truth and since shes a raging sack of unctrollable hormones she bings to hvea na orgasm and cry at the same time Stranger: I leave MYPLACE and drive to the market You: horny teenage girl is still convusling in a mind blowing orgasm Stranger: i walk to the frozen food isle You: massive amounts of cum now soaks for bed Stranger: aisle* You: your* Stranger: unless, i am indeed on an island of frozen food You: horny teenage girl finally stops orgasming and dreams of islands of frozen food Stranger: i select a box of frozen popsicles Stranger: carefully studying the package Stranger: satisfied, I place it in my cart You: horny teenage girl cant tell between the cum and ranch that now both soak the bed Stranger: I return to MYPLACE and being enjoying an orange popsicle while watching horny teenager You: horny teenager wants a popsicle really fucknig bad Stranger: i select a lime green popsicle Stranger: and unwrap if for her Stranger: I place it on the nightstand next to her You: her hands are bound so she slowly watches the lime green greatness melt on the nightstand Stranger: showing no emotion, I wait for it to melt completely You: horny teenage girl doesent blink as the sugary green liquid slowly slips down the side of the nightstand You: a small slient tear escapes her eye Stranger: I retrieve a grape popsicle and place it where on the now bare popsicle stick You: Over time the grape popsicle begins to melt as well' You: the torture of watching it melt makes the horny teenage girl forget theres a bunch of ranch all over her You: the temptations put forth by the melting popsicle turn minutes into years You: the purple and green juies mix creating a horrible color combination of tasty refreshment You: soon all that is left is another popsicle stick laying undisturbed upon the nightstand You: horny teenage girl is emotionally defeated You: horny teenage girl devolves into pre teen twilight fan Stranger: haha Stranger: (whoops, 4th wall and all that) Stranger: startled, I give her a cherry popsicle You: pre teen twilight fan eats the cherry popsicle with her hands, which were freed since the bindings were never tightened as she grew smaller and smaller You: the pleasure it brings knows no bounds You: pre teen twilight fan asks if theres anything she can do in return Stranger: I nod Stranger: and utter "caesar salad" You: pre teen twilight fan wonders id this is sexual inuendo or if the winking smiling stranger really wants a caesar salad You: remember the salad fetish You: she figures its probably sexual Stranger: I wait in silent hope You: pre teen twilight fan begins to ponder what a caesar salad can mean You: the strain on her sexually immature mind is too much You: pre teen twilight fan is devolving! You: pre teen twilight fan is now young girl afraid of cooties Stranger: I say again "caesar salad" You: the little girl is totally unaware of her surroundings You: she cries when she hears the words caeser salad You: little girl is devovling! You: little girl is now a developing fetus Stranger: feeling somewhat defeated, I place developing fetus in the freezer, next to the posicles You: devolping fetus's body temperature falls You: but all is good You: because shes got some mother fucking popsicles Stranger: i find this fact suprisingly comforting You: developing fetus finally succumbs to frostbite You: "developing fetus faints" Stranger: I slowly enjoy another orange popsicle You: before developing fetus slips into the silent embrace of death she whidpers You: whispers* You: epic converstaion
This was like 2 hours worth of conversation maybe. We talked for a littlbe bit after hes from southern cali and has recently tried weed for the first time.
LMFAO! what the fuck was that. seriously WHAT THE FUCK!? lol that was extremely entertaining, but i am so fucking confused lol.