There's this little mixed martial arts tournament for quite a few weight classes at next year's town fair. It's amateur of course, have to get approved and all that, buuuuut.... If you win you get $500 and a DVD of all your fights where you kicked the shit out of dudes in front of your family and friends. I think I'd get to the semifinals of the tournament just because I'm fucking crazy and I love brawling and I am good on the ground if I get knocked down. I've got a good chin though. The only reason I think I wouldn't make it to the finals is by then I'd have a big cut over my eye or something and I couldn't continue. One of the dudes I beat would have to take my place. Oh well. The problem is..... I weigh 105 pounds, 110 on a good day. I am unhealthy. I gotta get up to at least 145 with plenty of muscle by next year. 145 is the lowest allowed weight class. It's featherweight.