Think she went back to class?

So my buddy told me this story and i can't stop telling it.

Someone he knows gets super wasted at this party. He ends up hookin up with a girl from one of his classes in one of the bedrooms of the house. He wakes up to find that he had gotten so wasted that he shit himself. He immediately jumps out of the bed and takes a shower in the connected bathroom. He put on his clothes that were on the floor and took a look at the bed. There was shit ALL over the sheets. He didn't know what to do. That shit would be embarrassing to show up to class after that so he did what any good guy would do. He let her sleep, took his shitty underwear, pulled down her underwear and made it look like she had shat the bed. I never asked but i bet she didn't show up to class. LOL

 

I'm proud to tell people I shit the bed. Thats a true life achievement. Of course thats only if you're sleeping when you shit the bed. If you shit the bed awake then you're just a disgusting cunt.

 

I wish i could claim this story as my own doing.

 

I bet she had a Shitty morning!

 

Yeah i doubt that one is true. If it is they're both going straight to hell for letting that dog take that sentencing.

I thought you were gonna tell that Tucker Max story where she gives him a blowie on her white couch, he realizes he left a speed stripe on her cushion so he flipped it without her knowing.

 

I hope she didn't forget the shitty chicken
and the shitty pork...oh no no please tell
me she didn't forget the shitty shrimp before
she went back to class!!

 

No Shit

 

"POOP" has to be one of the best words ever!

I can't help but smile when i hear it.

 

Thats what you call a little kid.

 

wtf is bash?