Think of a random sentence. Go ahead, do it.

fourth sunday's of the month generally only occur on certain occasions of intermission

 

And so the lumberjack fell in love with the squirrel.

 

touch me down there, i need your cold fingers.

 

i tried to eat a turtle once

 

Why is my shit blue? Who knew those skittles would fuck me up so much. I should have ate all the colors instead of picking the blue ones out. Gahh..

 

One time there were 3 cunts with giant long red hair, luscious red hair dangled and brushed over the faces of frogs as they seduced them with a quick wiff of their stench.

 

There was once a green necktie which crossed the Pacific when Bob Marley sang of ice cream.

 

i broke a pebble and a panda came out and eat all the bamboo in the forest