Think of a random sentence. Go ahead, do it.

Yeah, and I like barbecue · Fuckin' with me, I'm fuckin' with you - left brain

 

Elusive consicely placed tuna biospheres make dudes cellars swell.

 

SteezyDAT likes OFWGKTA, we are now best friends.

 

Clitoral stimulation caused global warming according to basic algebra

 

I wonder how good it smells for a dog to smell weed.

 

If your feet are 18 inches, you have 3 feet.

 

5 elephants ahead of you there's a winding infinite black and red road

 

I brought the baby powder but I was told you would bring the cow tounge, if not ill go buy a lizard dick off an old Asian mans crotch.

 

I like the flip in le Sao of who dat baby

 

Found the water，find the wafer。

 

if the bruins win again, tiger woods will be pissed and basketball will neve be the same again.


Boston fan here!haha

 

nose boogers are a part of me..

 

THEY SHOULDVE BEEN BACK FROM THE MOON BY NOW!!!!!

ive actually said that around my younger sister's new boyfriend. he gave me the look so I ran up the stairs screaming like some psychotic animal

 

insert something witty here

 

No more diarrhea grandma!! Jus go to fucking bed!!!

 

Where da bud at foooo!!!

 

Sorry mom for taking a dump in your purse and not cleaning up the blood.