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Things you wish people would have told you when you started getting high

Discussion in 'Beginner Cannabis Consumption & Tips' started by DeletedMember4723, Dec 16, 2010.

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  1. #1 DeletedMember4723, Dec 16, 2010
    I figured I'd create a guide for "Apprentice Tokers" of things you wish you knew when you first started smoking. Everyone should add in things that they think are relevant.

    "What goes up, must come down." - When you get high and you start wondering "Am I stuck in this mental state?" No, you're not. Eventually you'll come down off of it, and be back to a normal state of mind.

    "You're probably not the center of attention" - When you're sitting there zoned out in thought, everyone looks equally as stupid as you do right now. No one is judging you. Heck, you probably don't look very stupid at all.

    "Don't take things too literally, you will be highly gullible while high." - If someone says something that sounds off the wall, and you have any doubt, it's probably not true. Of course there are exceptions obviously.

    "The truth comes out while inebriated." - If high (or drunk) enough, you'll say what's on your mind. It lowers inhibition, and you might just give your opinion on a person even though you would normally hold it in while sober.

    "Breathe while toking." - while taking a drag, remove your lips from your smoking device and continue to suck in air (similar to how a bong works, when removing the slider, or removing your finger from the carb) It makes it easier to take the hits which in turn prevents coughing. This is especially helpful if you have never smoked tobacco beforehand.
     
  2. #2 CmMx112, Dec 16, 2010
    "The Revolution"- Dont let your life revolve around weed, let the weed revolve around you... :)
     
  3. #3 0226bamboozled, Dec 16, 2010
    ^ like what he said, don't overdo it. The best highs are when it is only done a couple times a week imo, that way tolerance is kept low. Tolerance is a bitch.
     
  4. #4 Spengebaab, Dec 16, 2010
    "You will never be this high again"
    "When you buy your own weed expect moochers"
    "Your lighter will be stolen"
    "You will get caught eventually"
     
  5. #5 SeLeKt, Dec 16, 2010

    So depressing :(
     
  6. #6 jb5355, Dec 16, 2010
    not everybody gets caught. just dont put your self in a dumb position and you should be fine. but sometimes shit happens.
     
  7. #7 bobby82, Dec 16, 2010
    One day youre gonna be searching GC forums to learn how to pass a DT
     
  8. #8 Zapata, Dec 16, 2010
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    Make sure ur bags even out
    some people will skimp u and keep doing it so kno how much or ask someone with more expierence if it looks good or to small or they hooked it up

    If u don't kno how smoke out a piece ask and tell them ur new
    everyone has to start some time don't be embarressed

    Like I kno some people dunno how to hit a glass spoon pipe and never let go of the carb pisses me off
    Or hit my bong and don't even slide the bowl to clear it. But if they ask how to its good experice to teach someone new to the herb :)
     
  9. #9 Hooked420, Dec 16, 2010
    I really wish someone told me this when I started out.:( I miss my first few highs.
     
  10. #10 wweedd, Dec 16, 2010
    have fun ,use visine ,learn to mask ,sprey shit after smoking ,get some gum , dont be stupid....nuff said
     
  11. #11 cumunityhoetool, Dec 16, 2010
    there may be people that will roll up "catnip" , fire it up, pretend to hit it and pass it to you.:eek::confused:

    but not because I don't think I wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the two.:confused:
     
  12. #12 Saosko, Dec 16, 2010
    "most everyone who smokes in shady as fuck, with the expectation of close friends"

    "check your weed before you give dealer money"
     
  13. #13 greger, Dec 16, 2010


    what on earth are you talking about that you will never be this high again? yeah um maybe if u smoked everyday from that day on... not everyone gets caught either
     
  14. #14 achillesGRK, Dec 16, 2010
    Three of these can be solved by not being an idiot, and the other by taking a tolerance break. Don't worry guys its not this bad!
     
  15. #15 Tau, Dec 16, 2010
    I wish someone taught me how to inhale properly. I used to be a huge hookah smoker, at least a head of shisha a day. So when I first started smoking weed I smoked it like hookah (not inhaling) and didn't get nearly as high as I could have.
     
  16. #16 Lyndon, Dec 16, 2010
    "Don't do this alone, unless you are doing it alone for a specific purpose" Smoke with friends, it's way more fun. Unless you are using cannabis for medical or spiritual reasons smoking alone is kind of depressing.
     
  17. #17 DMX, Dec 16, 2010
    Probally the best statement there is. Although, i dont always follow this.
     
  18. #18 DMX, Dec 16, 2010
    I disagree. I believe smoking should be a more personal thing than a social drug. It really reveals yourself to yourself. Smoking alone has always been my preferred way.
     
  19. #19 BuffaloSoljah, Dec 16, 2010

    Agreed. Smoking alone for the win.
     
  20. #20 Hellgateking77, Dec 16, 2010
    "Bad Trips"- Don't worry... the always end eventually.... might as well enjoy it.
     
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