Its hilarious I find! Hard, but so funny. I remember one night I ordered a pizza and took forever with the guy on the phone. He sounded pissed off by the end. When the delivery person showed, I had a joint in my mouth and eyes as red as hell itself. He just died laughing. Gave him a good tip, only to find karma had done its job and I got a pizza loaded with toppings!!!
I can't hang clothes while I'm baked at all. It once took me at least 5 minutes to hang a coat and even so, it was inside out.
Night driving. The combination of darkness and the high jack up my depth perception. I slow down way too soon before a turn.
At my job, I occasionally have suit-and-tie type meetings with a few professors and staff. One morning I decided to smoke the last of my weed (which I thought was only like a g or so, ended up being like 2.5g). I forgot that I had one of these type of meetings and so I quickly got dressed and got to the meeting. It was so so so hard to concentrate and every slight thing would make me smile. I ended up looking like a dumb idiot with a smile across my face at what was suppose to be a semi-serious business meeting lmao.
[quote name='"Kman420"']Get high.[/quote] I feel you on that one man... If you continue to smoke after a certain level is reached can you get even higher or does it just even out? Like i had some hash and weed both I could get high as a kite, but weed alone is just like...I'm high. And hash alone is just like...I'm high, but I'm not stoned.. I like to be really fucking high, to the point of never being able to pass a dt.
When I'm high, I can't chew gum properly. I can't do a lot of things properly when I'm high, but chewing gum is the newest one for me. One thing I can do when I'm high, is play tekken like a fucking pro. When I'm sober I suck, but after a decent blunt, I am the tekken king. I'M THE KING OF TEKKEN, TEKKENNNNNN.
Ring Ring Ring, where the fuck is it! *checks back pocket* dammit it was right there all along, shit happens man.
Dude, I was on campus once and I walked like 10 minutes across campus because I thought I left my phone in the cafeteria (I looked in every pocket and in my backpack) and when I got to the cafeteria, it wasn't there. Then I look through my backpack again and I found my phone.
Socializing. Talking with people im not close with. Lately, weed introverts the fuk out of me, so ive only been smoking when im at home.
fuckin order food. i do aight ordering, but then when i pay i leave :/ and people are dicks so even tho im cleary stoned as fuck they just let me walk away... i always come back tho mmmmmmm fooooood