Things to say when you get fired

Discussion in 'General' started by letsmokeasweet, Nov 5, 2022.

  1. I’ll start:

    can I just not show up and still get paid?
     
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  2. Thanks for the opportunity.........now, fuck off.
     
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  3. Why, Elon, Why?
     
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  4. Hey boss when you go home say hi to your wife and my kids will ya?
     
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  5. The most epic walkout I saw was a construction worker quit a job and the second he got in his truck this song was playing and he blasted it while driving away. :metal:

     
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  6. I had a job?
     
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  7. hahahah reminds me of when i told them to keep there raise of 10 cents and dont disrespect me ever again hahahah yep i made the next layoff , with pay
     
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  8. Half baked burger joint scene style. F*ck you, F*ck you, F*ck you, your cool, and F*ck you. I’m out..!!
     
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  9. "That it then? Deuces."

    That's how I left when Walmart fired me.:coolalt:
     
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  10. …And let them know I won’t be around anymore…
     
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  11. i don’t get this but supposedly this is a few years ago
     
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  12. I love that one. Probably one of my favorites. I hope to do that one day lol
     
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  13. Man U got fired from Walmart??? I never thought anyone could get fired from there lol

    u must have done something really bad
     
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  14. Lol did u see the Cleveland show when Cleveland got that severance pay lol
     
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  15. If you do something you LOVE doing and getting paid for it, is it a job???

    i think there is a difference between having a job and producing income

    I’m pass having a job and now at producing income. I think my next step is to make money with my money, without taking up my time…

    what about you??
     
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  16. That’s the best! I wonder if he ever came back wanting his job back haha
     
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  17. i have never had a job i loved , i have had a few i liked but not many
    i just cant wrap my head around making money for the man and feed hen scratch for pay
    how can you love having to get up when it took a couple hours to get to sleep , shave, i hate shaving and havent since i quit working, i run a hair trimmer over it and that it always scraggly hahahah, then go in and wonder at what hour or minute is the boss or fellow employee gonna crap in your corn flakes , you then think how i feel and how im gonna react when they do hahah and on on on , heck now man never loved a job
    but sure miss it now that i cant go to one , weird right lol
     
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  18. one thing i never did was show my ass when i left a job
    never
    i have had 4 life turn arounds and had to go back to few of them dead end road jobs, the joy of small towns and family to feed make you do things you really hate doing , but my family never went hungry
    dont burn bridges you may need to cross again , i look at them as backup jobs
     
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  19. I thought that was just a fairy tale the rich told the poor ‍lol
     
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  20. It took me years to learn this. I've burnt so many bridges they called me detour. All dead end jobs tho that are either now closed for good or still hiring kids with no experience.
     
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