Things That Suck Ass

Knocking your kief compartment like a frisbee across your room before you got to empty it.

 

Cops
Police
Law Enforcement Officers
5-0
Pigs




Vevo
Dropping a blunt in a hot tub (personal experience)
Wind when you're trying to use a lighter
The street prices of Marijuana

 

Getting the shit kicked out of you by a bunch of people for weed

F(r)iends guilting you into spotting them shit then owing you for months and seemingly not caring

The moment the next day when you realized how much money you spent the night before

Getting caught at every red light

Getting id'd for smokes and realizing you left your wallet at your house

Getting fastfood and not noticing your order was wrong until you get home

 

Correct me if I am wrong, but I think pornstars indulge in ass-sucking.

 

Taking a shit and having water splash all over your ass.

 

jerking off while stoned and not even getting from bed, then you forget the patch is there and roll over on it

 

Pornstars (Literally)

 

Catching a redlight mid-hotbox.

 

Having to go on wild goose chases for money that you fronted to friends.

Cracks on the sidewalk/street while skateboarding.

Brocoli.

Professors showing up late and unprepared wasting my time and money.

Linging.

Procrasting.

 

ignorance and greed.

 

Ignorance.

Religion.

Jesus.

Allah.

 

Dropping weed, dropping joints, damp weed, shit weed, failing to roll a joint cause you're too damn high, getting drunk, having your mum find your marijuana plant at age 14, those awkward "weed is harmful" conversations, coughing, burning holes in your clothes from your joint, burning your finger on lighters, burning your fingers on homemade vapes, sneezing with no tissues, the build up to sneezes, sneezing while holding onto a fart consequently releasing it in a loud manor... the list goes on man.

 

Everything the first guy said (you sound exactly like me)

Dropping weed (never yelled fuck so many times over one thing)
Spilling bongwater on your lap so you smell like a Jamaican Hotbox
My friends bitching everytime I try to roll some up (pipe whores)
Running out of papers (speak of the devil!)
Stupid people
Dicks
The "Moral Majority" (nothing worse than them, bunch of self-righteous judgemental assholes)
But mostly dropping weed. Because it happens so often when blazed.

 

[quote name='"Skyscraper"']Dropping weed, dropping joints, damp weed, shit weed, failing to roll a joint cause you're too damn high, getting drunk, having your mum find your marijuana plant at age 14, those awkward "weed is harmful" conversations, coughing, burning holes in your clothes from your joint, burning your finger on lighters, burning your fingers on homemade vapes, sneezing with no tissues, the build up to sneezes, sneezing while holding onto a fart consequently releasing it in a loud manor... the list goes on man.[/quote]

Nevermind what I said you just won the thread. Every one of those things happens like everytime.

 

Yes, but I hate looking like a retard in public: half closing my eyes, mouth open, head tilted back, and weird expression on face.

 

[quote name='"Skyscraper"']

Yes, but I hate looking like a retard in public: half closing my eyes, mouth open, head tilted back, and weird expression on face. [/quote]

I just lol'd at the realization that everyone does this.