Things Dogs HATE about their owners!

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by cowboysaxman, Apr 11, 2002.

  1. Dogs "Pet Peeves"

    1. When you walk away in the middle of a perfectly good leg humping.

    2. Blaming your farts on me.....NOT funny!

    3.Yelling at me for barking, I'm a friggin' DOG you idiot!

    4.How you naively believe that the stupid CAT isn't all over EVERYTHING while you're gone! (Have you noticed that your toothbrush tastes a little like cat butt?)

    5.Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out!! Exactly who's walk is this anyway?

    6. Any "trick" that involves balancing food on my nose.....STOP THAT!!

    7.Yelling at me for rubbing my ass on the carpet, why'd you buy carpet?

    8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. SORRY, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.....idiot!

    9.How you act disgusted when I lick myself, look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous!

    10. Dog sweaters, have you noticed...I have FUR! Dumbass!

    11. Any grooming that involves bows or ribbons! Now you know why I chew your shit up when your not home!

    12.When you pick up the crap piles in the yard. Do you realize how far behind schedule that puts me??

    13. Taking me to the Vet. for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out everytime we go back!

    14.The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. ok, you fooled a DOG! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain, you jerk!

    15 Invisable fences. Why do you insist on screwing with our minds???? To my knowledge, dogs haven't solved the VISABLE fence yet!
  2. Hence i dont have a dog. But that cat thing scares me.

  3. Its true Its true i do beat my dog!! LOL !!

  4. Haha I think if my dog could talk he would say those exact words!
  5. my toothbrush tastes suprising like cat butt......course taht could be cause i put it in the cat's litter when im done brushing.....
  6. why do dogs lick their balls
    because they can
  7. HAHAHA... the fart thing is wrong- in my house I get blamed for the dogs farts
  8. I have a cat, but never having licked his anus I dont know what cat butt tastes like. :)

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