They must be high

Fuck people who can't handle their shit and get behind the wheel.

 

Bro,

I've got a bad habit of turning the wrong way onto one-way streets while driving high. It's pretty embarrassing and dangerous.

 

I drive better high

 

That always happens to me, I'm like "what is this asshole drunk or something?" Then when I pass them I realize it was just an elderly person driving like an idiot.

 

i·ro·ny    
[ahy-ruh-nee, ahy-er-]
–noun, plural -nies.
1.
the use of words to convey a meaning that is the opposite of its literal meaning: the irony of her reply, “How nice!” when I said I had to work all weekend.


I don't find the situation ironic at all. I believe the term you were looking for was coincidental.

 

In Vegas, drunk drivers are a reoccurring thing. I remember driving down Las Vegas Blvd. when this truck was swerving lanes, slowing, speeding.

There's one thing you come to learn about people, they're all diseased and stupid.

 

hah! usually when ppl cant drive i usually say that! followed by "they should have their fucking license!"

 

Um. No. That's pretty ironic. Grammar Nazi fail <3.

 

My friends prefer my high driving over my sober driving.

 

Did you mean, "The Grammar Nazi has failed?"

 

People don't realize how dangerous a vehicle is. I've counted a couple of different times and usually get between 40-60% of women I see on my way to college (when I'm the passenger, don't take part in shenanigans when I'm driving) are on their cellphone. Seems to be about 10-30% for men. It is absolutely ridiculous.

 

driving is dangerous

 

Driving high may be fun, but its dangerous and should not be attempted.

 

should I take the seat in the front of hell or the back?

 

I thought that one time, when this bitch started drifting into my lane. I didn't have a horn to honk so I'm just like "We are both going to die, and they will say our being really fucking high will be the reason."