Okay so I just got home from another outdoor sesh with my friend downtown. Anyways, I get home and want some food and my mom tells me she bought a new type of Doritos. First of all, I had a hard time locating the bag because there is no colour on it..its just a white bag with a huge $ on it. The flavour? "Unidentified Flavour" Well that is just a stoner stumper, On the back: And I literally can't grasp this flavour!! It's fucking with my head trying to think of what flavour it is. It's really similar to normal Doritos but it has this kind of tangy/sweet taste to it, I like it. So problematic! Has anyone else encountered these and really wanted to win the prize? (1% of net sales is intense)
Taco, Four Cheese, Nacho Cheese, or Spicy Nacho. Maybe Habenero or Cool Ranch, but I doubt it. I think it's gotta be one, since you say it's close the original (even though the original is Nacho Cheese, I think).
Damn man, you give stoners a bad name if you can't automatically identify this mystery flavor while super stoned. Go out and buy another bag, take a couple bong rips and get back on the trail to figuring this mystery out
Yeah exactly this flavour has never existed before. I can't actually identify it.. Because it was just created. I'm just racking my head trying to think of something that can describe it, but the taste is hard to distinguish. Plus for the contest you need to make a 30 second film.. And I just happen to be applying to university for film studies, so I actually want to do this.
Yeah, here are the ingredients: Selected Corn, Vegetable Oil, Seasoning (Corn Maltodextrin, Salt, Buttermilk Solids, Whey Powder, Onion Powder, Monosodium Glutamate, Sodium Acetate, Acetic Acid, Spices, Corn Flour, Cheese Powders [Cheddar, Blue, Monterey Jack, Colby, Swiss], Natural and Artificial Flavours, Tomato Powder, Modified Corn Starch, Garlic Powder, Sugar, Cream Powder, sour Cream Powder, Citric Acid, Colour, Butter, Paprika Extract, Autolyzed Yeast Extract), Calcium Hydroxide. I'm confused how "Colour" is an ingredient but that just shows what I know!
Actually it's a new flavor, my mistake. I thought it was "unidentified", meaning it was a known flavor.. You just had to guess it. Which in retrospect would have been way too easy for $25,000 + 1% of future net sales.
LMAO! Check out Calcium Hydroxide. "Ingestion: Gastric irritant. Ingestion may be followed by severe pain, vomiting, diarrhea, and collapse. If death does not occur in 24 hours, esophageal perforation may occur, as evidenced by fall in blood pressure and severe pain. A narrowing of the esophagus may occur weeks, months, or years after ingestion, making swallowing difficult." Have fun eating your doritos, man.
Hey man, at least they take the time and effort to select that corn. You don't want just ANY corn becoming a dorito. They have very discriminating tastes.
