There's this bird thats been running into my window for 3 weeks now

Discussion in 'General' started by jimboob, May 2, 2011.

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  1. #1 jimboob, May 2, 2011
    maybe even longer, but it just hasn't learned yet...im starting to feel bad I think it's retarded and doesn't have any friends. What should I do? It's doing it as I type/you read.
     
  2. #2 CrazEpharmacist, May 2, 2011
    Lol I think your retarded(jk). How do you know its the same bird? Its probably a different one each time.
     
  3. #3 Smokeitdown, May 2, 2011
    1- Put sticky fly mat on the outside of window......

    2- Video camera pointing at window....

    3- Lulz?
     
  4. #4 GetaJoB, May 2, 2011
    nice, i have a screened in porch that i toke in pretty often its not uncommon to see birds crashland into the invisible wall lol
     
  5. #5 djace112, May 2, 2011
    ye birds are retarded they keep flying into my chimney and they cant fly out so they just get stuck and i have to open the chimney and they fuckin fly into my house into the big screen tv and shit... damn birds
     
  6. #6 Misc, May 2, 2011
    eventually it'll snap its neck and you won't have to worry about it anymore
     
  7. #7 CrazEpharmacist, May 2, 2011

    How would you feel if you were that bird?
     
  8. #8 Ska, May 2, 2011
    Birds don't realize it's a window and they think they can fly through it. There's not much you can do.
     
  9. #9 uhohspaghettio, May 2, 2011

    Obviously the bird isn't intelligent enough to feel a sense of bitterness as it's too stupid to contemplate a new route of flight.
     
  10. #10 Optical, May 2, 2011
    Let it in and make friends with it.
     
  11. #11 HMJ Crimpz, May 2, 2011
    Rape it.
     
  12. #12 Misc, May 2, 2011
    I wouldn't know because I'm not a bird

    spare me of the sentimentality
     
  13. #13 Dopenologist, May 2, 2011
    Birds taste good if cooked properly.
     
  14. #14 SeLeKt, May 2, 2011

    Then smoke with it, then you can feed it and breed it so you can ride it!
     
  15. #15 architoker, May 2, 2011

    i think you're on to something here...
     
  16. #16 Flonkas, May 2, 2011
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    That's some eragon shit right there
     
  17. #17 Motoxridah, May 2, 2011
    Mace, bat, pellet gun, paintball gun, airsoft gun
     
  18. #18 jimboob, May 2, 2011
    Yea probably the most useful advice given thus far. I think I'm going to open the window as soon as it flys into it. If I time it right i'll get it to fly into my room where I can lasso and tame it. Be back soon
     
  19. #19 hippielama, May 3, 2011
    put something shiny outside or inside.

    it will scare the bird away.

    or blinds
     
  20. #20 Optical, May 3, 2011
    Did you make friends with it yet? Just think, you and the bird, together, could take over the worlllllld!!!
     
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