Theres Some Toy Story Shit Going On In This House

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by NativeSoundz, Jun 17, 2013.

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  1. #1 NativeSoundz, Jun 17, 2013
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    So this girl is house sitting this amazing home in hollywood hills, im staying the night here with her and I swear that these toys have moved since I've been here. Its a lil creepy.

    I'm not stoned, or high on any other drug. And I'm very observant so I know that these toys weren't here 20 min ago. Its even weirder because the kids that live here have told me about spirits in this house before.

    I just hope the toys are friendly...
     
  2. #2 OnlyHappyOnATrump, Jun 17, 2013
    Carry a sledgehammer in case of an ambush
     
  3. #3 King Kai, Jun 17, 2013
    Burn the house. If you can't burn it salt all doors and circle your bed with salt. Wear a pentagram at all times, and for the love of god you better be praying your ass into some water to make that shit holy because I don't wanna see this shit happenin': [​IMG]
     
  4. #4 NativeSoundz, Jun 17, 2013
    Wtf is salt gonna do?


    ...and have you seen toy story? The toys at Sid's house were super friendly haha
     
  5. #5 A Rational Psychopath, Jun 17, 2013
    :huh:
     
  6. #6 Hello there!, Jun 17, 2013
    You sure it's Toy Story man?
     
    You sure it's not Chuckie?
     
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    It's probably Chucky, man. Get that fuckin' sledgehammer.
     
  7. #7 NativeSoundz, Jun 17, 2013
    Oh damn I forgot about that lil heathen. There's no bad vibes here though I don't think I'll be murdered by action figures tonight.

    Holy shit do you guys remember the movie Small Soldiers???
     
  8. #8 Hello there!, Jun 17, 2013
     
    Just re-watched that a couple weeks ago! Good shit :smoke:
     
  9. #9 Omega369, Jun 17, 2013
    If a barbie came alive I would totally fuck it
     
  10. #10 Hello there!, Jun 17, 2013
     
    Seems like that might be a little tough to do :laughing:
     
  11. #11 NativeSoundz, Jun 17, 2013
    My dick can't fit in a Barbie, actually I don't think she even has holes. Titty fuck maybe?
     
  12. #12 Bronx Finest, Jun 17, 2013
    Keep some axe and a lighter just incase you get overwhelmed

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  13. #13 John Adams, Jun 17, 2013
    If they come at you just punt that shit
     
  14. #14 El Duderino, Jun 17, 2013
    set up a complex camera/DVR system and sit in your room for hours and watch the time lapse.
     
  15. #15 BrainScratch, Jun 17, 2013
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    Paranormal Activity 4

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  16. #16 FatGrow, Jun 17, 2013
    those kids are lying you're ok, since you're such a baby buy a pocket knife for extra safety. :)
     
  17. #17 JetLifeStoney, Jun 17, 2013
    fuck the toys, you're fucking the girl right?
     
  18. #18 atonsphere420, Jun 17, 2013
    There's a snake in my boot
     
  19. #19 HotFuckingTuna, Jun 17, 2013
    Toys hate dogs.
     
  20. #20 NativeSoundz, Jun 17, 2013
    : )
     
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