I'm sitting in a parking lot chilling with some music on and browsing the Internet with my phone, I'm high but have nothing on me...anyway a cop just came and drove through the lot, there's a few cars here but mines the only one running so he slowed down as he went by me. One sec I'm on my phone and the app froze
So anyway, he drove out, around a bend and parked just behind a tree line, a while later I saw him pull up a bit more and turn off his lights. I should also mention it's a ghost charger. Anyway, I really need to piss and that's the only way out, how am I gonna play this?
Yeah dude seriously, if you had something on you it would be different, but if your just high WTF can he do? Quit geekin and peel outta there
The cop could pull him over and question him. But I don't know Canada laws. I mean does OP have drugs, did he hotbox his car, what is he doing alone in a parking lot. He's kind of acting suspicious and the police officer is going to probably say these things.
I don't have my own place and won't smoke in my mom's place so I have to find a nice quiet place around the city until I do. Anyway, I did have some stuff but figured it would be best not to say it if I could get caught, but it was in a backpack that he'd need reasonable cause to search. Anyway, I looked in the mirror and my eyes looked okay so I pulled out my phone and made it look like I was finishing up some texts and drove out, he followed for a block then turned off. All good.
I swear to god last night I picked up this guys shift and I told him I'd do it for a gram of bud that he'd deliver to me after work. So after work I just sat in the parking lot at 1 oclock in the morning waiting on him. I was watching people at Waffle House across the street and cars driving up and down the road. So I'm sitting there on GC on my phone and I see a cop drive down the road then he all of a sudden turns into a gas station and turns, backs out and drives by me turns into this parking lot next to the one I was sitting in and parks. So I called my boy and he hadn't left his house so I told him to not worry about it and left. I didn't look like I was doing anything wrong. I was just a guy relaxing after a hard night of work. I swear these cops have something better to do like busting pedophiles and catching killers than fuck with a normal guy like me.
Or you're paranoid and he was just sitting there relaxing after a hard nights work Edit: and by hard nights work I mean stuffing his face with donuts
OP you're going to have to piss in a bottle, keyster the dope pipe...you said hes around the corner hiding behind a tree the fucker probaly has binoculars on you now mang! He's seen it all, your car reeks... your fucked. My advice is to gun it out the parking lot in the opposite direction.. you are probably going to get flashed anyway so settle in for a pursuit, your best bet is going to be trying to sneak out of the parking lot slowly with your lights off, and beat em out the gate.. losing the one pig quick before more are dispatched is your best bet buddy!
Start staking the cop out. Watch him from the bushes. Let him see you once in a while. Stare deeply. ???? Profit