There is a God...

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by fight no more, Sep 30, 2011.

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  1. #1 fight no more, Sep 30, 2011
    One hour ago I was sitting right where I am: on my laptop browsing GC in my dorm room. I was just about to pack a fat bowl and smoke out my window when my girlfriend texts me to see if I wanna grab lunch. I wasn't particularly hungry so I told her that, but she begged, saying "aww, I look hot today, you'd want to see!" So I decide I'm not going to smoke. I meet her for lunch (she did look hot ;) ) and we have a grand old time. On my way back from the dining hall I see students all around my dorm... The fire alarm had gone off (I still don't know if it was a drill or a prank or what) and the building was crawling with university police and firefighters!

    Of course even if I had smoked I might not have gotten caught, but still, I would have panicked if I was mid toke and the fire alarm went off.

    Fate smiles upon me today.
     
  2. #2 Blaze, Sep 30, 2011
    No... There isn't.
     
  3. #3 sir bagel, Sep 30, 2011
    you dont see the irony in his situation? his girlfriend looked hot and apparently they had a "grand old time". seems like the work of the big man upstairs
     
  4. #4 Blaze, Sep 30, 2011

    Sounds like his girlfriend was horny, no devine intervention at all.
     
  5. #5 NoLiM3, Sep 30, 2011
    a horny girl who wants to buy you lunch is always a sign of divine intervention ;)
     
  6. #6 Blaze, Sep 30, 2011

    Sounds like a sign that she wants your cock...
     
  7. #7 sir bagel, Sep 30, 2011

    gee. thanks god:hello:
     
  8. #8 NoLiM3, Sep 30, 2011
    divine intervention, cock hunting.. same shit, different wording
     
  9. #9 MakinTreesGrow, Sep 30, 2011

    agree;)
     
  10. #10 drillers19, Sep 30, 2011
    wow that incredibly mundane coincidence that has probably happened to hundreds of others is surely a sign of a higher being.

    OH, not to mention one that ignores all the hatred and suicide and starvation and killing, but focuses his attention on you not getting caught by having you bang your gf.

    I buy it.
     
  11. #11 Blaze, Sep 30, 2011

    Yes, Thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster, may his noodly appendage touch you.
     
  12. #12 BUDDAMUNK, Sep 30, 2011
    Sounds more like the work of Satan. Good ol' Satan.
     
  13. #13 BA, Sep 30, 2011
    Sounds like the work of Neil Patrick Harris
     
  14. #14 Itsmy6, Sep 30, 2011
    Sounds like the work of Tommy Chong
     
  15. #15 Blaze, Sep 30, 2011

    His wife is sooooo fucking sexy.

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  16. #16 fight no more, Sep 30, 2011


    Dude... everyone... its a saying. nothing in the post aludes to any sort of divinity. Has nobody ever heard someone proclaim "there is a god!" when they get lucky?

    If you want to discuss the existence of god and the problem of evil, I'd love to have that debate with you... elsewhere... and in a less rude fashion, thank you.
     
  17. #17 Itsmy6, Sep 30, 2011
    [quote name='"blazethatgreen"']

    His wife is sooooo fucking sexy.

    [/quote]

    THERE IS A GOD! Um... bad timing???
     
  18. #18 livelaughlearn, Sep 30, 2011
    RAmen!!
    dont be mad at it, he just wants to help u get laid!
     
  19. #19 StickyIckyWeed, Sep 30, 2011
    There is no god as we think about. It's science, look it up. But that the whole unvirse is as random as it is, I don't think it happen like that. I'm trippin', sorry guys :smoke:
     
  20. #20 BluntSmoka420, Sep 30, 2011
    stfu I don't particularly believe in a God, but if you're going to say that back it up. And you can't completely rule out that there is some type of higher power.
     
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